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To start off, this week would have to be crunch time for the Governor's car...

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Wet slippery road? Huh??

Does it look like it's been raining there to you??

"So how would you describe this... um um "Wookie"?

"Ewart ran us off the road."

After all the crap the Governor's been getting from Burch he told us to go help him with his "Dangerous Walls" program. So we did.

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!  ;D

Look it's not my fault.  These tourists on a bike were going WAY too slow!!

CC

"Sorry, Sir, but this Wookie fella came right up in front of us and jammed on his brakes, like..." ;D

Maybe if I stick it back on with some duck tape, nobody will notice...

actually the expression on his face says more like "Sh*t i've been caught"

Going with the bigger flag just to out do Ewart wasn't such a good idea....

Made in China.

Quick, grab the tires before the cops get here!

 ;D ;D ;D

I'll give until Monday evening on this one...

I have two...

1.  Reason no. 1,287,846 why Ewart needs a motorcade.....see if the Governor had one, one of the SUV's would have taken the beating that wall was dishing out, instead of the poor Rover.

2.  The Governor wanted a new car - 'nuff said.

For old times sake... and for Phil's mum...


"DAMN ALIENS ARE AT IT AGAIN!"

Last call... I'll close off in a couple of hours.

that's a wrap

"The Governor said he wanted to make an Impact before he left, how was I to know he didn't mean it literally"

Mike, in his disguise(aborigineese) having lurked or months finally recovers the engagement ring that he gave to Lady Ver-you-are-cher. Caught on tape...His reply was..'it's reality, I got caught..but HE's gutt sum problems wiff PLP. (Parking loves Poles)

The final straw for the Governor was when Colonel Burch had one of his men strip search his beloved Rover.

Now I know why Limey had such a tough time.. wasn't easy picking a winner but here goes...

1st and winner of 2 karma points, The Onion:
Quick, grab the tires before the cops get here!

Runners up & karma, Smoking Gun & CC:
The final straw for the Governor was when Colonel Burch had one of his men strip search his beloved Rover.
Look it's not my fault.  These tourists on a bike were going WAY too slow!!

Honourable mentions also to Angel and Adjustah.

Another pic later in the week...

Congrats to the winners...well done!

I’d like to thank the Academy (Reality) for this Great honor. I humbly accept this distinction as being the first recipient of the “Caption Contest” award (k's). I would also like to thank the politicians, government entities, business’s and public for their contribution.  Without the help of the aforementioned groups we would not have the material that allows us to participate in these forums. Without them BermudaS**ks.com would just be another blog site. Let’s stand and applaud them for their efforts. Thank You for this honor.  ;D :D

Oooh arrgh... I missed this. Congrats Onion et al.

Here's a little something for the weekend...

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This week in Hell's Kitchen ... contestants learn how to slice a Bermuda onion.

When the new metal detector in the Parliment building found a large cache of weapons, a police spokesperson said that they had no idea that MPs were so well armed.

 The Ginsu knife company recently filmed their new commercial on the Rock.

Government unveils the importing of equipment for new youth initiatives!

Here Police Officer Simmons demonstrates how to engage in the extra cirricular activities.



On a side note no formal annoucement expected from Premiere Brown, as it's obvious from this picture that it's here, and it would be rendundant for the Leader to reiterate.  ;)

CC

After the "media coup" of their nail-biting, national ping-pong challenge, Ewart and Wayne decided to up the ante with a knife throwing act.

Meanwhile, at the House elected officials prepare quietly for another round of pre-election back-stabbing.

These things multiply faster than rabbits on this rock!

From Glenn Jones Blackberry: "To all PLP officials please bring in your largest kitchen knives to the Cabinet Office tomorrow as we will be doing a photo-shoot to help prove we are doing something about crime. I will make sure you get your knives back later in the day. Thanks. Glenn."

SmokingGun is not authorized to make these statements. They cut too close. EB./cc.

@ all the above:  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Keep 'em coming ...

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Housewives and registered knife owners were again asked to turn in their knives as Police run forensic tests trying to match blades to wounds received in recents knife attacks.

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The public, misunderstanding Handbag Burch's message about cutting crimes...

turned in all their knives!!!

Bermuda police get an early start in preparing Halloween goodie bags

Welcome to Bermuda: "Knife to Meet You".

I'll close this off at the end of day Bermuda time (or as soon as I get around to it after that). It is going to be a tough one to judge...

Grim resignation slowly set in as he realised that he was never going to get all of this back into his utility belt.

My apologies for being slow on this, got too caught up on UK trains yesterday ;)

The winners for the captions (drumroll):

1st & 2 karma points, Adjustah, who was on fine form this week:
"After the "media coup" of their nail-biting, national ping-pong challenge, E-Wart and Wayne decided to up the ante with a knife throwing act."

Runners up & a karma pont each, Smoking Gun:
"From Glenn Jones Blackberry: "To all PLP officials please bring in your largest kitchen knives to the Cabinet Office tomorrow as we will be doing a photo-shoot to help prove we are doing something about crime. I will make sure you get your knives back later in the day. Thanks. Glenn.""

And Lewis:
"The public, misunderstanding Handbag Burch's message about cutting crimes...

turned in all their knives!!!"

Congrats, a new pic later today I hope :)

Thanks Reality, appreciate that.

Congrats to the other winners - Must admit SG's had me laughing out loud.  :D

Same time this week!

This week's comp is inspired by the road rage board...

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The open casting call for the Premier's presidential escort out riders drew hundreds of applicants.  We see them here waiting patiently by Ferry Reach in anticipation of Dr. Brown's expected arrival at the private jet terminal.

"lets go drive around the island and see how much we can disrupt traffic and bug people"

   Ok, you all know the drill.  Overtake the light blue SUV and then SLAM BRAKES!!!

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Lewis Padgett (pictured 15th from the left) organises de 'Run Fur De Rabbits' charity ride.

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     Guys, relax!  You know we can't start the Vigilante End to End until Wookie gets here! >:(

Since the closing of TCD's cycle testing in Hamilton, the new 'test your own' facility at Ferry Reach was a big hit. Upon completion of the self examination riders were issued a 'third lane' licence upon reaching speeds of the allowable 105KPH.

Welcome to the 2007 Bermuda Bike Domino Competition ... we wreck 'em because we can.

LOL... GOOD ONE!! 32/64....  ;D

You're on a roll there Chef D!!!   Hahahaha!  :D  K2U

LP  :D

Nice one 3264! K2U.  :D

LP  :D

"How did we get the name? Well it all got started when someone told us to take a long ride off a short island."

"OK who's the asshole who put the "I love BermudaSucks" sticker on my bike?"

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  This just in...... Colonel Handbag unvails his newest initiative....... Hustle Bikes!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

OK Reality!!!  Close the contest!!!  Chef D wins it HANDS DOWN!!!

K2U guy....   You're almost funny enuff to be a Rabbit Islander!!!

LP  :D

Thank you sir!   I'm with you , new pic please Reality! - Chef D

Nah, keep 'em oming, we're enjoying this :)

If you insist... Give me a few and I'll try to come up with a few more

Bermudian Gothic c. 2007


... my sincerest apologies to Grant Wood.

Hardly Davidson Owner's Group AKA The Hogges.

Dozens of tourists who had brought their bikes to tour Bermuda were left stranded when they found their ship had already left. They had been offered payment to go on a tour of all of Bermuda's churches and didn't realize just how many there were. When questioned if this was considered a faith based event, Mr. Andre Curtis replied: "Why yes indeed. It's called The Hells Angels go to Church Tour."

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Engines revving and ready to go, the Bermuda Interracial Kickstarting Engines Rally (BIKER) prepare for their 'Dahn de Kindley Stretch Race'.

07:30HRS at TCD

ok its time to hand out the drugs, Ace boy has the viagra, and his lady has the Geritol, but who has Ex-Lax?

Last call... I'll close this off in a couple of hours.

"Now I know why they named that thing the Brown Tunnel. Longest piece of crap I've ever seen."

A tough one to call this week...

Winner of 2 karma points, Chef B:
"This just in...... Colonel Handbag unvails his newest initiative....... Hustle Bikes!"

Runners up, one karma each...

Smoking Gun:
"OK who's the asshole who put the "I love BermudaSucks" sticker on my bike?"

Rummy:
"Since the closing of TCD's cycle testing in Hamilton, the new 'test your own' facility at Ferry Reach was a big hit. Upon completion of the self examination riders were issued a 'third lane' licence upon reaching speeds of the allowable 105KPH." (explains a lot)

and Adjustah:
"07:30HRS at TCD"

Thanks all...

Another comp to keep you going til the weekend.... bonus karma for the best t-shirt slogan to promote the RFID chips ;)

Thanks Reality.  This is a great thread!

Tanks Reality. Sum warry goud hentries lass veek. ;)

Congrats Chef D...  I noo vud be de vinna bye... Ya guid yanno??!!  Yoo must cum from guid "stock"... like de "stock" in chef's pot!!   Get it??  BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

LP  :D

Could someone please enlighten me as to what RFID chips are?

Radio frequency ID... you had one in your car maybe in the US... EZ Pass toll booths et al....  a radio freq. ID label that registers,  or is read by some stationary reader somewhere for some purpose...


Big Brother is now watching Lewis Padget as I have one on my front windscreen now!!!  Grrrrrrrr

LP  >:(

Ok I know exactly what you're talking about just didn't know what they were called.

Val purdy soon deyz gonna be arryvhere... dem byes gonna put 'em in der gurl fratynds purses so dey can tal ver dey dis...  oh meby dats GPS I'm cornfoozed by all dis tacknollagy.

LP  ???

I guess employers could put them in employee ID tags and readers outside the bathrooms so they'd know how many potty breaks you're taken...

LP  >:(

Or even better, so you can tell if your waiter washed his hands after...

Another pic to see you over the weekend... sharpen your wits :)

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Tuxedo Rental: $200
New Dress: $300
Look on Pam's face after finding $98,000 cash found in pocket of rented tuxedo: Priceless

scus my ingrish.... sheesh. :-\

Dirty mouth?  Clean it up with Orbitz gum ...

aHh'em ... not working for me here, Honey.

[Through clampted teeth] "So where EXACTLY is MY pearl necklace?"

"look my chest is bigger than her's"

Who's Jim Furyk?

Is that what's known as a rictus or a pasted on smile? I can't decide which is faker. Her story or her grin...

If you notice(Pams comment) I'm the one with the '3/4's Halo'. Guess he'll just have to 'buuy his tyme'.

Hadn't noticed that, well spotted Rummy :)

bottle of wine - $24
blue sparkley dress from gibbons - $130
quickie wedding so the rest of your party know you're not playing for the other side - priceless

(and by other side i mean plp, of course)
(i'd also like to clarify that i know nothing about pam to suggest that she would play for other sides....and if she did it would be her choice and i'd support it)

Ahhh... but you haven't divulged your relationship with her husband!!!??!!!

LP  :D

Hey Babe, what's  the dope on Tiger not playing in the Grand Slam.

I'll close this off later today. Hmm, maybe the UBP aren't very funny..?

Hmm, a quiet lot this week...

2 karma to Darkside:

Insert Quote
[Through clampted teeth] "So where EXACTLY is MY pearl necklace?"

1 karma each to Smoking Gun:
Tuxedo Rental: $200
New Dress: $300
Look on Pam's face after finding $98,000 cash found in pocket of rented tuxedo: Priceless


..and to Wyrdsister:
"look my chest is bigger than her's"


Another one to see us through the week:

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Two P or not two P, that is the question.

Rolfe Commie-song claimed the markings of the green were a spiritual sign that a black person who was originally from Tucker's Town and an obvious PLP supporter was buried there and from their perspective it all made sense. Asked to explain the reversed L he responded: "I don't want to go into the details."

Mr. Furtado was convinced these were the markings of an illegal alien.

(kitty gets a cut if it's a winner.)

As a member of the Portugese Lawn Propagationist party, Norman was an upstanding man in his field. ;D

Alien Cr*p Circles, eh, SG?

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And i can't beleev all doze "HATERZ" talkin bout de levl uf ejamakashun declynin under de currunt regime!

Artist brian llewelyn burgess (seen here) can't understand how is artistic impression could be misconstrued as a badly spelled political ploy for the PLP.

CC

Dyslexic Advertising's first (and last) assignment.

 ;D

Better late than never...

1st place double karma to Wassup:
"Dyslexic Advertising's first (and last) assignment."

Bonus karma to SG:
"Two P or not two P, that is the question."

and to the Chef:
"And i can't beleev all doze "HATERZ" talkin bout de levl uf ejamakashun declynin under de currunt regime!"


Now, one for the coming few days from the police diver training:

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Police struggle frantically to save a diver from marauding yellow-finned sharks.

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Police assist divers from the Bda Biological Station to study the rare Chinese Man-O-War Jellyfish, seldom seen in these waters.

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Police fearing foul-play, search fruitlessly for a female tourist missing in the waters off South Shore.  The only clue to her disappearance were the breast implants found floating nearby.

Hey darkside what are doing in the shark tank?
Killing Rabbits.

"For crissake who pee'd in the water?"

Hey Johnny, get your ass in the water and help Sven. I'm not paying you to sit off and get a sun-tan."

"How the hell did those cedar beams get down there?"

police divers search for government integrity after all possibilities of finding on land were exhausted.

"Something smells fishy."

Police divers recover cedar beams in the vicinity of AP Owen Road, Smiths.

Police divers recover last shred of Premier's dignity.

Well from a casual observation it looks like a Hind messing with an old Rum Bottle.

Our Kurryspundent Smokeless Gun as usual was shackled to his chair. If it were not for the Hind and his frequent trips through turbulant waters the "old Rum Bottle" would not have been found. Casual observations are good but not as good as one that has at least "One Eye Open".

Prior to Deportation and their last act as CEO's,COO's,CFO's, the last request and demand from the PLP was to locate and revive Sven and Johnny who misundertood the  " UNDERWRITERS" claus in their portfolio agreement.
IB means 'I was'. "IT", well that means ' hits ya tern to hit dee ball'. ;)

Little did Johnny realize that his poor reading skills would be an issue until he signed up for the Underwriters course.

(Inspired by a shot of rum.)

Juss haid to say sumtin. Folks please disregard this post. Smokes...ya hallways stealing frum meeee.

Eye hait yooooo.

Um goud het tymes....yoo vurk four TCD????? >:(

"Hey Johnny, go get the chum."

Yes, but I would hope that they'd be a bit more low-key about it.

Val dis koud bee ya "UPPER CASE"................................................ ;D

Rummys wife finally threw his ass overboard.  Several police were called in to make sure he stayed that way. ;D

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Though the search continues.........These seem to be the only remains of the Royal Australian Navy recruit.........

I'll close this off later today... gonna be tough to call this time.

Tough mighy ass. Ya juss gunna geeve hhit to Smokes hore Verdsistar. Ya a meen mudaraytor. Vee vaunt Mike beck. Detz rite...prubly gutt hyme lucked 'outback'.................

Gotta run..............Loowy horn dee lyne.....sumtin bouwt Gument taxin Tebbitt Highland....ann vee gutt no raprinzintaysheon........um waxed........... ;D

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Thanks for sending the pool boys round to clean the tank Reality!

Darkside finally sees the lyte......................

Heroes Day, 2008  ;D

Divers were still searching for Dr. Brown's Last Ferry.

I enjoyed this one...

a karma each to Smoking Gun & Rummy for their co-contribution:
"Little did Johnny realize that his poor reading skills would be an issue until he signed up for the Underwriters course."

Karmas also to runners up Chef B:
"Though the search continues.........These seem to be the only remains of the Royal Australian Navy recruit........."

Loki:
"Police divers recover last shred of Premier's dignity."

and Wyrdsister:
"police divers search for government integrity after all possibilities of finding on land were exhausted."

Another pic later today when I find one...

Reality - thank goodness for your common sense girl. Could you imagine if you hadn't mentioned Rummy as well?
Thanks for the K and K2U for saving me the aggravation. ;)

As Mike tells me, common sense really isn't that common... Seemed only fair since Rummy played a big part in that entry. Thanks for the k :)

Here's another pic for the next few days:

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The remains of Goslings warehouse after the AWC (All White Congress) lost the election.

From the Only in Bermuda files: After seeing the picture on the world wide web Gretchen's mother was so upset that someone took a picture of her wearing un-matching bra and panties.

Editors note:-

 This Photo was supplied by our 'undercover' agent in training .....SVEN......

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Okay who left the shark tank lid open?

Well, we had just left our Bible meeting and this guy with a knife came up to us, told us to strip and stand in the fountain!

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Just add Rum.

For interest some notable Bacardi advertising campaigns all fit this picture

"You in?"
"Welcome to the Latin Quarter."
"Live like you mean it."
"They get the job done." (Bacardi & Cola advertisement)

And my personal favourite:

"You know when it's Bacardi."

"Occifer, ya mean this isn't the Splash Nightclub?"

I'll close this off later today :)

2 karmas to Darkside:
"Okay who left the shark tank lid open?"

1 each to Wyrdsister:
"Well, we had just left our Bible meeting and this guy with a knife came up to us, told us to strip and stand in the fountain!"

Rummy:
"Editors note:-

 This Photo was supplied by our 'undercover' agent in training .....SVEN......"

& SG:
"Occifer, ya mean this isn't the Splash Nightclub?"

Thanks guys :)

One for the weekend....

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ooh oooh oooh 3 weeks in a row, thank you Reality :D 

"Please please please, vote for us, I'm begging you"!

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The latest entrant in Bermudian Idol performs his rendition of "Oh Promise Me"

"My fellow Bermudians. Are you tired of being milked by the Doctor? Are you fed up with being constantly tweaked and pulled by his heavy handed approach? Are you concerned about him getting a stronger grip on your assets? Isn't it time for a more gentle, reassuring touch? Vote for me. I promise to keep my hands clean... and warm."

Ah yes, Bermuda Idol... will that be on Govt TV?  ;D  Keep 'em coming:)

Got milk?

This week, on the Muppet Show...

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UBP leader Dunkley explains why he is leaving the post in favour of Mr. Furbert, as the UBP tries to comply with the Workforce Equality Act of 2007.

Milkman introduces the new candidate for Pembroke East Central (seen on his right). Commonly known as a 'Split Voter', this candidate is of mixed race and not subject to discriminatory legislation.

Assembly required.........................

and now for the forecast, partly cloudy with some brief moments of sunshine.

 ;D I'll close this one off later today.

Our winner of 2 karma points, Wassup:
"Got milk?"

One karma each, Uncle Elvis:
"This week, on the Muppet Show..."

Blankman:
"The latest entrant in Bermudian Idol performs his rendition of "Oh Promise Me"

and The Onion:
"and now for the forecast, partly cloudy with some brief moments of sunshine."

Thanks guys. A new pic for the week...
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"Wassup?"

"Got milked?"

"Allow me to introduce my clone. Now I can deceive you twice as much."

*Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.





* from the wizard of OZ

A modern ventriloquist and his dummy

Allow myself to introduce.......myself.

CC

ps. gotta love Austin Powers

THIS week on the Muppet Show...

(sorry... HAD to be done!)

National Hero's Day will be celebrated next year and in the true Bermuda Heritage spirit, the new One Hundred Dollar bill with this portrait of myself will come into effect on the 23rd May 2008. For each bill you purchase $99 will go towards the Bases Clean up and the BHC (Brown Hookem Club)

And that's the way it was...

Or at least, that's the way I SAY it was. I dare you to say different.

"... and for all those haterz who don't believe I am larger than life ..."

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If Dunkley thinks he can beat a picture of me with Obama, just let him try to beat a picture of Me with Me!!

"Hello Hello... does anyone else hear an echo?"

"And just to prove that our government is not corrupt I shall from now on be operating with complete transparency and accountability. In fact I am so convinced this the right thing to do I have hired the consultant standing next to me to take a look over my shoulder at all times."

"Um Um... I thought I was invited here to talk about "Tunnel Vision.""

And here's me at a podium on our last trip to Washington. Up next is me at a podium during our trip before that to Disneyworld...
What's that? Oh... no... I bring my own podiums with me wherever I go.

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In the latter stages of the BHC investigation we obtained this video footage.  Despite repeated attempts nobody has been willing able to identify him.

I'll give this one a few more hours before trying to figure out a winner :)

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I want to assure you that the black eye has nothing to do with somebody finding out about what's her name [besides she meant nothing to me].  I walked into a door....That's right.  I walked into a door.  I don't care what you say.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Give it up, Blankman.....you're never gonna win one  :)

So you're the one that clocked E-Wart?

"And after we have obliterated the opposition party I will formally introduce my shadow government. Who is currently waiting in the wings as we speak."

Tough to call this time... you're on form :)

A winning 2 karmas to Blankman:
"In the latter stages of the BHC investigation we obtained this video footage.  Despite repeated attempts nobody has been willing able to identify him."

Close runners up and a karma point to Uncle Elvis:
"THIS week on the Muppet Show...

(sorry... HAD to be done!)"


Darkside:
"... and for all those haterz who don't believe I am larger than life ..."

and Smoking Gun:
"And just to prove that our government is not corrupt I shall from now on be operating with complete transparency and accountability. In fact I am so convinced this the right thing to do I have hired the consultant standing next to me to take a look over my shoulder at all times."

Here's a musical new one for you:

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"You're once, twice, three times an expat..."

I'm jealous that I didn't think of that.  ;)

No worries... he didn't either. He was given the new lyrics by Burgess when he got on stage. And some other dude had to paint Dame Lois.... ;)

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As proof that the Workforce Equality Act will not hinder business, Government points out that there is a token white guy in this picture.

"Blow Johnny, blow, blow, blow"
"Blow Johnny, blow, blow, blow"

Can someone tell me which one is Sven?

UBP vs PLP. One sucks the other blows.

Viagra...............Yeh Viagra..Yeah....mighy trumpets horn fire...for Viagra......Giddy up a pooma giddy up a pooma...my trumpets  horn fire fire...............

Sunrise.....Sunset........Sunrise....Sunset.....quickly fade away.......

I need a man with a slow hand.........I need a man with an easy touch........

I'll bee thare.I'll bee thare..............

"Fingers" Mysty morning Fingers........bowt the way we were.......

Praise the Lord..Praise the Lord 'safe sax' yes 'safe sax'.....thats hour massage to the brothers ann sisters......'safe sax'...........yes my message is clear...it's hands on and finger wrapped..............

(see your retailer for details)

quick! stop playing that thing, and if you look real quick you can see them fell the last cedar tree of them all :'( :'( :'(

Detz dee winnar.....Wyrdy....ya gutt mee der chiel......... :-*

Little did Johnny realize that his poor reading skills would be an issue until he replied to the Craigslist post offering a blow job.

Smoking Gun realises that replying to Craiglist was far worse than blowing a job offer. He got it...hands down.............................

"Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby"

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Hey, when I agreed to do this they told me I'd get my picture taken with Tiger Woods.  If they can't deliver on that I guess I'll settle for Obama, or even Hillary.

"Do I see them? Standing over in the back. There are two of them."
"Cool, there really are some tourists here."

Once again the Deputy Horditer General is suspended by Larry Dennis. He can't count with his fingers yet alone his brain. Is that 'two thumbs up'?

Um Um ... should have been "Do YOU see them.." oops

Winner of 2 karma points, in fine form again is Smoking Gun:
"You're once, twice, three times an expat..."

Runners up and a karma each, Wyrdsister:
"quick! stop playing that thing, and if you look real quick you can see them fell the last cedar tree of them all"

and Blankman:
"Hey, when I agreed to do this they told me I'd get my picture taken with Tiger Woods.  If they can't deliver on that I guess I'll settle for Obama, or even Hillary."

Here's one for this week:

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3048950.jpeg)

Enjoy :)

thanks for the karma Reality, but I seem to upset someone, and lost one :-\

 :( Lemme add another to make it up.

The Glass Ceiling? What glass ceiling? Were the new City Hall pond cleaners.

thanks Reality,  :D

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Nope.  Don't see any BHC documents up here either.

Wanda to a smirking Ewart: "So that's where the cedar beams ended up."

In an effort to ensure that no Bermudian MP ever appeared to be shorter than anyone else in the picture, Cabinet today unveiled a mandatory dress code for all official functions.

The Premier was left scratching his head in disbelief upon realising his request to cousin Donal to get a "leg up" on potential competing developers of the Par-la-Ville hotel property were taken a little too literally. 

I hear what you're saying.  The toughest thing about making stilts like that is finding decent cedar beams.

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3048950.jpeg)

Sven instructs Johnny in the fine points of sidestepping embarrassing questions about public policy.

High profile Cabinet Ministers take to the streets more often now since Ewart is never in town.

Better to have a foot in my mouth brother than up my a..

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3048950.jpeg)

No matter how hard I try to get ahead, my fellow Bermudian is always trying to hold me back.

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3048950.jpeg)

Thanks to the Workforce Equality Act we're finally on equal footing with everyone else!

And this move we call "Piss on your parade."

The whole Sven helping Johnny get a leg up was getting a little carried away.

Another tough call...

Winner of 2 karma points is Rummy:

"High profile Cabinet Ministers take to the streets more often now since E-Wart is never in town."

A point each to runners up Blankman:
"Nope.  Don't see any BHC documents up here either."

Smoking Gun:
"And this move we call "Piss on your parade.""

And Angel:
"No matter how hard I try to get ahead, my fellow Bermudian is always trying to hold me back."

A new one for you all to scratch your, er, heads over...

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44174000/jpg/_44174990_robinson220.jpg)

Well thank you. Not often do I come up with something that seems pretty good. Plus, we had some real good ones last week.

Gotta run........tink habowt deez feetballerz............. ;)

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Now do you understand why you need leather balls to play this game.

They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the BUSH, but these balls..............

Great save...but um still cummin....................................... ;)

o/t i've noticed that whenever wassup wins a caption competition she loses a karma point as well. can anyone fix that ? it;s not fair to her

i think we have a karma thief :(

*deposits her karms at bank-o-sucks for safe keeping*

Always happy to top up Wassup's karma... an extra added to the total and one for you as well :)

England grab the bull by the horns.

Quick go left...LEFT....THE OTHER LEFT...GAWWW!!! Way to go we now look like wankers!

CC

In response to the age old discussion about the birthing process, English players seek answers by passing a rugby ball through the urethra.

Sven from Sweden and Johnny from Bermuda try out for the National Rugby Squad.

"Jesus Christ Sven, you been hanging out at that stem cell place again?"

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44174000/jpg/_44174990_robinson220.jpg)

Hey, you gotta try that Penta Water that Stemedica sells.  It's an all natural product (http://www.steroid.com/Winstrol.php) and it'll make a new man (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/olympia2005res_ronnie.jpg) out of you.

I thought I was the only one having that problem >:(

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44174000/jpg/_44174990_robinson220.jpg)

"And I bawled. I bawled. Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl."

Thanks for the karma top-up SE and Reality.  I didn't want to say anything about my stolen karma but I'm glad someone else noticed  :).  And Wyrdsister, I thought I was the only one getting the prize karma stolen from me but I see the same was happening to you as well!  So, Karma thief (whoever you are), cut it out!  We won that karma, fair and square!  So :P

Afraid I don't have any flashes of inspiration for this week's photo; everyone's else's suggestions for the new caption are so good (I'm still laughing at SmokingGun's latest entry)!

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44174000/jpg/_44174990_robinson220.jpg)

How many times do I have to tell you.  We don't wear pink bow ties!!!

Oh I have some flashes, but they are very rude ;D

How rude? (PM them!)

Drumroll....

And the winner of 2 fabulous karma points is Bermuda Rasta:

"In response to the age old discussion about the birthing process, English players seek answers by passing a rugby ball through the urethra."

Runners up and a karma point each, Blankman:

"Hey, you gotta try that Penta Water that Stemedica sells.  It's an all natural product and it'll make a new man out of you."

Captain Canuck:

"Quick go left...LEFT....THE OTHER LEFT...GAWWW!!! Way to go we now look like wankers!"

And Smoking Gun:
"Jesus Christ Sven, you been hanging out at that stem cell place again?"

Another one to get you going:

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3056790.jpeg)

"Did I tell you people Tiger wouldn't be a miss...just check me out, I'm better than he is"

"That'll put a Tiger in their Tankovich."

Thought bubble caption: "Who needs a Tiger when you have a Tyrant..muah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhh".

CC

Damn it I will get that fly one way or another!

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3056790.jpeg)

Waiting his turn at the ladies tee, Doc (seen here with his new cedar driver) intently studies Catherine Zeta-Jones' form.

"Crap, the coverage on Stemedica must be getting to my game. I think I just yelled Fore-skins."

I ware Pink Ties, Pink Hats, Pink Shirts and off course, Pink Panties...............

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3056790.jpeg)

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright! ...

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3056790.jpeg)

If you haven't figured it out yet, I like pink. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZeb1lx84Mo&mode=related&search=)

no seriously i almost spat out my coffee on this one...regardless of who wins this is funny enough to get a K from me alone.

Just Hilarious...good one.

CC

Truly inspired. That one goes in the all-time hall-of-fame.

Noel

One other musically inclined one - but first, is the guy in the picture the good twin or the evil twin? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-bP94CzW8)

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3056790.jpeg)

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
...

... no way I'm disco dancing...

Man, what a thought before breakfast.

But is he the good twin or the evil twin? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-bP94CzW8)

.. or are they both elements of the same person?

I'll close this caption comp off a bit later today and post something new... last inspired entries please (yes, red wine inspired counts)...

Thanks to the brave sould able to look at that shirt long enough to create a caption.

Winner of 2 karma points is Blankman:
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright! ...

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real. "

A karma point each to Wyrdsister:
"Damn it I will get that fly one way or another!"

and Smoking Gun:
"Crap, the coverage on Stemedica must be getting to my game. I think I just yelled Fore-skins."

Here's another one to see you through the weekend...

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/bermuda0606_228x193.jpg)

Thought bubble caption: "That's right sign it all away...EXXXXXCEELLLLENT"

cc

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/bermuda0606_228x193.jpg)

Damn!  I wish I'd worn my pink tie.  :(

Whooooo!! Glad I did'nt wear mighy pink tie. Hiz Axsallency his gorn...Ewart is flaunting being ousted........................my pinky is twitching.................

"Well you're a step up over having to use the pigeons to communicate with El Presidente."

"And what I am doing now is paying the monthly BELCO electric bill. We'll then put it in the envelope and put a stamp on it. After that we walk to the end of the driveway and put the letter in the mailbox. Got that Johnny?"

Before departing Bermuda, His Excellancy Sir. Johnny signs the order for the New Years Honours.

I John Verecker affirm that Col. Burch should receive the OBE. Signed J.V.KCMP.

OBE.................Order of the Brown Empire. ;)

It's quite simple really...we just put a line through this date and add a new one and VOILA the Premier is grandfathered from all new laws related to non Bermudian spouses.  Anything else I can do for you before I'm off?...a word about understanding the desire for Independence for example?

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/bermuda0606_228x193.jpg)

I'd look much better in a pink jacket (http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/FeaturePhoto/376.jpg).  Somehow it would just suit me better.

"There you go. You have my permission to get married. Now who's the lucky laddie... um um I'm mean lady?"

SG - K2U on that one

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Are you sure this isn't just a marriage of convenience?

Make the cheque payable to who...............? Oh E.Brown. I taught yoo sed Easter Bunny.

"Nope, can't see any openings for that job here at Government House. In fact I don't think we even have a position for a "House N****" anymore. How about busboy? I think you'd make a great busboy."

Bad boy......1 out of 10? You deserve the burch for this ....

Burch thinking "I wonder where I can get that pink nail polish?  It would match my pink tie and shorts."

I'm going to add a bonus pic for the weekend, so now you have 2 :)

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"Here's your cheque, Doc - see you at my next annual inspection"

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/bermuda0606_228x193.jpg)

You say if I sign this you're automatically entered in next year's PGA Grand Slam so we don't have to worry about the Mid-Ocean Club getting a $50,000 fine?

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3058650.jpeg)

I don't care if this is Ewart's new limo, I have to give you a ticket!

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/bermuda0606_228x193.jpg)

"Don't worry Ewart. It's not that kind of leak."

(http://www.theroyalgazette.com/siftology.royalgazette/pictures/wv_3058650.jpeg)

guess who has not quite grasped the rules of the game of golf?


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Now, was I supposed to pick up the cedar beams before or after I got rid of the BHC documents?

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There we go.  Two words and a comma.

Right on, Blankman...

Ks2U...

B+...

Yes indeed. Very funny & appropriate. K2sU

G'day, all...

And... climbing on my own particular soapbox... please do not forget that Bermuda law on gender variant identity breaches the European Convention on Human Rights... a despicable irregularity that I optimistically believe is probably now on its way to being honorably and favorably resolved...

Meanwhile... until such happens... please continue to support full human rights protection for not only my gay cousins, but me and my gender variant ilk, too...

Thank you...

B+...

Way to get all of your trucks in a row Jane!

Technology! Made a nice long post announcing inners and somehow it all went up in a puff of smoke... grr! Try again (at least a good excuse to enjoy the captions one more time).

Pic 1 (Burch & Vereker):

2 karma points go to Blankman:
"There we go.  Two words and a comma."

1 point each to Rummy:
"Bad boy......1 out of 10? You deserve the burch for this ...."

and CC:
Thought bubble caption: "That's right sign it all away...EXXXXXCEELLLLENT"


Picture 2, Jane and her truck.

2 points go to Smoking Gun:
"Don't worry Ego-Wart. It's not that kind of leak."

1 each to Blankman:
"Now, was I supposed to pick up the cedar beams before or after I got rid of the BHC documents?"

and Wyrdsister:
"guess who has not quite grasped the rules of the game of golf?

Now a new one for you to get your teeth into, all three most recent premiers in one place at one time:
(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)
(picture from Bermuda Sun)

"Hey guys, I think Tony Brannon just emailed me. Or at least someone who looks and sounds like him."

"Fricking Ewart gone done it too me again. Just as I thought I'm meant to be getting my hair done tomorrow. Damn Burch must have been snooping in my hand-bag again."

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

Dammit.  Gotta stop letting him get behind me.  Last time I did that I woke up with a knife in my back!

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

A very rare picture all three partners of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe together in public.
 (http://estore.websitepros.com/stores/1533812/catalog/08090020.JPG)

"I ain't missing my Oprah for nobody!"

How the Tony Brannon blackberry scandal really got started...

"Damn Blackberry's not working again. Where's Sven when I need him?"

He's busy.  And Johnny's with the Colonel.

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

God, I need a "P"!

Karma to you Brendalana, you're doing a great job of keeping this in the public eye.

and one for the caption competition:

"Two nerds and a Commandant."

which one of you two stinky pair farted, dont try and act like you didnt!

Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Know.

This photo gives a whole new meaning to the term The Three Musketeers.

A rare photo of the newley appointed COO of Goslings in her "Blackseal" boardroom outfit.

 TWO DOWN, ........ONE TOO GO.

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/FeaturePhoto/383.jpg)

Where's that email?  I'm sure it said this was a costume party!

To click or not to click REPLY-ALL...that is the question.

CC

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/FeaturePhoto/383.jpg)

"Dear Lois, I know you're looking down on us right now....I miss you....please send down a lightning bolt and kill this fool beside me...."

A lone warrior searching for his destiny...
A tribe of lost children waiting for a hero...
In a world battling to survive,
They meet a woman determined to rule.

A lone warrior searching for his destiny...
A tribe of lost children waiting for a hero...
In a world battling to survive,
They meet a woman determined to rule.

Plunderdome.

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

It's for you.  Something about finding some documents under the cedar beams???

Look at Ego-Warts hands, covering his balls, look at mighy sleeves. Another attempt on mighy life whilst the blackberry kid ponders.....'fire in the hole'.....

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

Finally!  The BHC files are completely uploaded.  Now all I've got to do is figure out how to hit "Send" on this thing!

"OK, who used my phone to call Dubai?"

" 'They're deceiving you' - hmm, that's a strange text message..."

"Oh my gawd!  Like, 100 feral chickens had to die to make that outfit!!!"*

(*inspired by a line from the movie 'Never Been Kissed')

"Hey Ewart, I just got a call from the airport. The Zoom flight is waiting on you."

Bermuda's Scariest Halloween Costumes

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

I don't understand.  I just got a call from KBB.  Something about doing my part.  And they're sending me airline tickets?

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/images/1519.jpg)

When Lois said to go fornicate in the bushes she couldn't have seen the guy behind me as the outcome. :(

texting "pay BELCO! had 2 dress in the dark"

Scott pondering in the back, "hmm, stab me in the back will you ass hole, lets see how you feel after I push you down these ****ing stairs"

"Seriously Doc I don't know how it got in there. But everytime I type in your name it comes up Ewart Brown. See!"

LMAO! K2U   :D

Looks like the Sun just took down the picture.

They probably just got tired of all the bandwidth to their server used up when you lot included it directly in your posts... :-)

Noel

Heavens guys...look at the tyme. The sun is setting...gosh........

Gotta run......gattin dahark....tinghy's har cummin howt............... :o

Val juss reemambar..."when you lot"....ya pahart uv hit too.....

Ann dunt cum beck wiff dis crep about................................................. ;)

Uh oh.  We were supposed to make sure the Sun go the credit for the photo...

sorry 'bout that Don.

Reality has been a bit busy lately and it escaped her.

Man, how to decide a winner this time... hmmm, ok, here goes...

Winner of 2 karma points, Smoking Gun:
"Seriously Doc I don't know how it got in there. But everytime I type in your name it comes up Ego-Wart Brown. See!"

One karma point each to Wassup:
"Bermuda's Scariest Halloween Costumes"

Sparky:
"Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Know."

and Blankman:
"Finally!  The BHC files are completely uploaded.  Now all I've got to do is figure out how to hit "Send" on this thing!"

Now a new one for the week...

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/29/judges_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg)

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Andre Curtis' worst nightmare.  Tourists, in velvet gowns!!!

Twick o Tweet

It takes more than one Santa to fulfill all of Ewart Brown's wants.

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/29/judges_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg)

Now let's be very quiet.  They haven't figured out that Santa and his helpers are white!

"Tee-Hee... and wait till they find out we've just indelibly added two words and a comma and full rights for Brendalana's ilk..."

B+...

"Awesome, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. This is great guys. Can't believe we get to go to Bermuda all on the Premier's nickel. By the way, anybody ever flown this Zoom Airlines before?"

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/29/judges_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg)

And you say that if we want an all expense paid trip to Bermuda all we've got to do is say that nobody can publish some documents??

                       BAH BAH WHITE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY CEDAR

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/29/judges_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg)

Okay.  We're all in agreement then.  We'll let them present all their arguments about the documents and then we'll tell them we're really the High Court and not the Privy Council. ;D

Damn...That QC's gift from the Royal Gazette of a six-pack of Barritts Dark and Stormies sure changed mighy mind. BWAHAAAAAAAAA

OK, another hour or so for this pic (more if the dishwasher repair man turns up early) then I'll have a new one for you :)

Nowt from me, not on a school night anyway! gotta wait till Friday till i get my red wine head on and am feeling creative.  ;D

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/29/judges_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg)

Dr. Brown. If you have any questions about what our ruling means, please click here (http://youlose.ytmnd.com/).

OK, winner of 2 karma points is Blankman:
"And you say that if we want an all expense paid trip to Bermuda all we've got to do is say that nobody can publish some documents??"

Runners up and a karma point each, Smoking Gun:
"Awesome, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. This is great guys. Can't believe we get to go to Bermuda all on the Premier's nickel. By the way, anybody ever flown this Zoom Airlines before?"

Brendalana:
"Tee-Hee... and wait till they find out we've just indelibly added two words and a comma and full rights for Brendalana's ilk..."

and Rummy:
"BAH BAH WHITE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY CEDAR"

A new one for you - loved this pic from today's Bermuda Sun:
(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/Article/35443a.jpg)

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/Article/35443a.jpg)

You're sure that those stem cells will make me as tall as you?

"OH! My God!  You have such a firm ass, do you mind if I keep fondling it?"

Thank you for the karma point and recognition in the contest. Now let me see what I can do with the new one. Um gunna win this one only because the Glass.............................................................. ;)

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Just think.  Only two words and a comma and I'll be able to keep my hand there!

Psssst...Shhhh don't say anything but i'm not really this tall, i'm using stilts.  I gotta hold on to some cedar beams for someone...However, i guess i won't be holding on to these for much longer.

CC

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/Article/35443a.jpg)

Haven't they told you?  The Workforce Equality Act, Version 2, is going to require employers to hire tall people.

DAMN.....My hands caught in the zipper of the Brief Case that holds the Original BHC documents. Hey Richy...um gutt sum veen in mine....wanna do ah swap???

"Had a hunch Dunch you'd be a pain in the ass but not literally."

"Look Dunch I have no idea where Froomkin got his cigar but that's not it."

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/Article/35443a.jpg)

Is that a cedar beam in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'll give this one another day... :)

(http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/Article/35443a.jpg)

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.  THE SEQUEL
Love is a carton of documents

Who said White Men can't hump.....................

Winner of 2 karma points... another week of good form for Blankman:
"You're sure that those stem cells will make me as tall as you?"

Runners up with a point each, Rummy:
"Who said White Men can't hump....................."

Smoking Gun:
"Look Dunch I have no idea where Froomkin got his cigar but that's not it."

and CC:
"Psssst...Shhhh don't say anything but i'm not really this tall, i'm using stilts.  I gotta hold on to some cedar beams for someone...However, i guess i won't be holding on to these for much longer."

Now, a bunch of clowns Courtesy of RG) for you to apply your wits to this week:

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/joomla/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=685&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=418a54bdb3b742d32058084b6ea2618a)

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A unique opportunity.  We get to see Ewart presenting the PLP platform to his Cabinet.

The Doc's legal fees were getting so big he decided it would be cheaper to open his own law firm. Here are the legal team for Barnum, Bailey & Brown getting a run down on how to play the fool.

Glenn Jones presenting proof that the PLP is open to people of all colours.

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It's true boys and girls.  Expats have cooties. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0HdWAUNkE)

The million dollar education review revealed what Bozo already knew: Many children were foregoing traditional education in favour of Clown College.

Ewart Brown announces his new 'Clown based tourism initiative'

Slogun: 'Come to Bermuda and feel at home.'

(http://www.bermudasucks.com/joomla/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=685&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=418a54bdb3b742d32058084b6ea2618a)

Our next story is entitled "Bozo goes to Beijing"

"Hey, Glenn - are you saying this is the only group you could find who'd have lunch with me today?"

Mr. Speaker, Members of Parliament, Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you mighy new Cabinet, let the party begin.

LOL @ smokes...

Glenn Jones to Premier: "No Sir, I'm positive that the the Red Nose Lunch will go over much better than that silly t-shirt thing you tried up at Snorkel Park. Besides... it's got more pop and sizzle than the Brown Bag Lunch."

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Stem cell treatments occassionally have unanticipated side effects.

And here you can see where the Workforce Equality Act has been amended to include People of Many Colours, not just People of Colour.

At their quarterly meeting, the Laverne Furbert Fan Club is dismayed to learn that Clifford is a Big Red Dog, not a Big Rascist Dog.

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Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!! ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTJGkwMf08k)

I'll close this one off later today... any late entries?

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That's right boys and girls, a few more stem cell treatments and we'll all look just like Michael Jackson!

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No, My Lord, we're looking for the circus, Not trying to create one.....

Ha ha - bang smack on the money with that one Kickin!

Winner and 2 karma points for Smoking Gun:
"Glenn Jones presenting proof that the PLP is open to people of all colours"

Runners up wit a karma point each, Kickin Sand:
"No, My Lord, we're looking for the circus, Not trying to create one....."

Blankman:
"Our next story is entitled "Bozo goes to Beijing""

And Bermuda Rasta:
"At their quarterly meeting, the Laverne Furbert Fan Club is dismayed to learn that Clifford is a Big Red Dog, not a Big Rascist Dog."

highl commended also Rummy & CO.

Here's one for his week from the PLP conference:

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Why thank you Reality - I'm blushing Red, White & Blue. :)

"Oh Ewart, now what have you gone and done??"

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and this is how Monica did it.   Of course Ewart expects better.

THANK YOU

Taking a bow.....

Geesh Reality, No.. No..No... Ok...

Good, thing this mic has a wind guard (or is that a condom)

"OK folks. Easy on the testiscular fortitude alright. These things are about to explode!"

"Buuuurp.... hmmm... what did you say was in that Brown's Home Cooked pie?"

Blankman - good one!! LMAO

 
 
                             ;)
 
 A remake of Deep Throat?           
.
                                                      ::)

Hehe, what was it I heard a while ago about improving filming in Bermuda?

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"Reach out and touch somebody's hand, make this world a better place... if you can..."

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They're Brownie and The Brain (http://duryea.org/pinky/pinky2.wav)
Yes, Brownie and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their stem cells have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Brownie and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
 
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.
 
They're Brownie and The Brain
Yes, Brownie and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Brownie and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

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And now for my Oh Face!

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

'The Good Doctor before and after his stem cell treatments....'

Piglet

Blanky you almost got me to spit up coffee again...K for the laugh.

CC

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Attention please.  Can we have a couple of volunteers to help Dr. Brown with his baggage?

O-oh, say can youuuu seeeee...

(What? That's not the National Anthem here? But I thought Dr. Brown was... OH! Sorry...)

Yo! Yo! The stripes will go but L. will never change her spots......beep beep.....

http://www.geocities.com/lyricalmusings/lyrics/send_intheclowns.htm

Thats not fare......how could you dare.....................the 18th is near the end of the year...............................lets bring up the rear......................... ;)

Same music).............

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The vote is unanimous.  The Main Man is going to change his name from "Ewart" to "Humble-wart".  That should convince his critics that it's not about him!

I'll close this off later today, last entries please :)

2 karma points and kudos go to first-time entrant Twiggie:

"A remake of Deep Throat?"

Runners up and a karma point each, Uncle Elvis:
"O-oh, say can youuuu seeeee...

(What? That's not the National Anthem here? But I thought Dr. Brown was... OH! Sorry...)"

Blankman:
"and this is how Monica did it.   Of course Ego-Wart expects better."

and Smoking Gun:
"Buuuurp.... hmmm... what did you say was in that Brown's Home Cooked pie?"

Here's one to see you through the next few days...

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All your stem cells are belong to us.

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That's right.  Thanks to Stemedica, when you grow up you can look just like Michael Jackson.

                                           :-*


You can trust me...I won't tell a soul where you put the cedar beams....
.

                                           ;)
 

"Look dude, I don't give a poop who you are. Stop screwing with my future!"

"Look dude, even if I were old enough to vote, I still wouldn't pick you!"

Don't worry Son, Wanda will never know..............................

"Great specimen. I think we've got some good cells here. I'll give you $5,OOO and free botox injections for a year. Bring it down to the clinic next week."

 :-\

"Look dude, I only have one question. What are you going to leave for me?"

"Yeah, I'm The Son of the Soil, what you gonna do about it?"

"Well Doctor Brown it really wasn't Harold's fault. He'd been cleaning out some old files on the computer and Junior here crawled out of his lap and pressed the send button by accident. So when Harold realized what happened he figured the best thing was to just try to pretend it was a joke - you know Son of the Soil - that's Harold's nickname you know. I hope it didn't cause a problem."

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Everytime I fill my diaper I start with a "P".

"Got Milk?"

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Okay.  So what's in it for me?

"Hmmmm... smells like someone needs changing."

We'll just have to wait until the election for that to happen. (http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Cligne/clin-oeil3.gif)

Thank god someone got that one. Didn't know if I needed to be specfic as to who was talking. :)

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Mommy, you're right!  The people that know how to run the country are tending bar!

Ewart loses in competitive burping final.

Looks like the Gazette took the picture down.

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Mommy, that man's got a big Wart on his Ego!

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Now young man.  Be sure to mind your p's and q's.  So many of our youth get confused. :-[

Winner of 2 karma points is Blankman:

"Now young man.  Be sure to mind your p's and q's.  So many of our youth get confused."

Runners up and a karma point each, Smoking Gun:
"Got Milk?"

And Letariatpro"
"All your stem cells belong to us."

Here's another one to take us to the weekend:

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Let's see them find the cedar beams in there!

"By the way we noticed that guy Dale's still in the bathroom. Must be a vote coming up."

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Don't forget.  We have have to get a search warrant before we use the battering ram.

Four Honkies aka 'White Boys' still cleaning up the crap. Ewaltmart...always the right price.......

'I know that damn BHC file is around here somewhere - to hell with this - lets go mess with Larry Dennis again.'

Ok, that's done. All we need now is the lumber, re-bar, cement...oh wait...

I'll close this one off in a couple of hours.

shhh, don't tell anyone,but we are going to stuff the ballot boxes!

Winner of 2 karma points is Terrycloth:
'I know that damn BHC file is around here somewhere - to hell with this - lets go mess with Larry Dennis again.'

Runners up & 1 karma point, Smoking Gun:
"By the way we noticed that guy Dale's still in the bathroom. Must be a vote coming up."

Blankman:
"Don't forget.  We have have to get a search warrant before we use the battering ram."

and Wyrdsister:
"shhh, don't tell anyone,but we are going to stuff the ballot boxes!"

Here's a new one for you to tackle on the weekend: police pay a visit to Larry.

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Keep looking.  Those cedar beams have got to be here somewhere!

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Is Larry still in the mens room? Thats a lutt uv flushing.....brake dee dahore dahn........

                 
 
                                      ;)


The boss says we have to keep doing this until Larry resigns!


                                         ;)

... and you thought auditors were boring ...

"Um Um Inspector Smith... I've just found a file on... you."

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Uh oh.  I just found the receipt for that yacht in the Caymans...

oh .....my.....God.....how many more times are we going to have to do this before they agree to renovate ALL the police stations!!!!!

'This time look under 'B' - you know - as in B-H-C! Aagh - expat cops!'

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So that's how much you have to pay an airline to "incentivize" them to come to Bermuda...

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"What were we lookin' for again?"

Closing today... last entries please :)

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Dammit!  Why can't you get it straight.  We're not looking for the BHC file.  It's the BCC file.  Now pay attention!

"Quick while no-one's looking. Just change the name from Jim Butterfield to Ewart Brown."
"OK done that, now what?"
"OK, now change the address from Gombey House to that of Government House."

Winner of 2 karma points, Letariatpro:
"What were we lookin' for again?"

Runners up and a karma point each, Twiggie:
"The boss says we have to keep doing this until Larry resigns!"

Wyrdsister:
"oh .....my.....God.....how many more times are we going to have to do this before they agree to renovate ALL the police stations!!!!!"

and 32n64w:
... and you thought auditors were boring ...

Now, here's one of the lovely CeCe Winans for you to put words to:

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"Would the faith-based tourist in the audience, please put your hand up."

Thought bubble: "I KNOW I look better then her, but there's NO WAY I'm having a wardrobe malfunction...Janet eat your heart out."

CC

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Anybody else eat Coco Pops for breakfast this morning?  Please raise your hand.

Danglesmuffitsherontosauus... Letariatpro beat me too it. :)

lol  ;D

                           CE CE.........UM GONE.........

                                            ;D

Did anyone go to the CeCe concert btw?

"CeCe advertises mammogram day at the hospital'

'you put your right hand in your right hand out you do the hoky coky and shake it all about.

I'll give this one another day... your entries please :)

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If you don't vote for What's his name" God's going to get you.  Honest.  Cross my heart.

Five..that's right, five tourists came to see me, Honest.

I'd like to give a shout out to my man Curtis - Yo Curt - thanks for the vacation - sucker!

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That's three people already.  Anyone else in the audience whose job isn't being moved off island? 

CeCe: Any other visitors to the island in the audience? Visitors....? Please do me a favour and just raise your hand.... Any other visitors? No...? Hmmm, looks like I'm the only one...

Good one CO - you got my vote.

BWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

BRILLIANT!

Have to admit Casual.............that was a good "Obserrance " on your part. Thats a classic. Karma for making me smile. :-*

Winner of 2 karma points, I'm going with the popular vote and naming CO:

CeCe: Any other visitors to the island in the audience? Visitors....? Please do me a favour and just raise your hand.... Any other visitors? No...? Hmmm, looks like I'm the only one...

Runners up & a karma point each, Blankman:
"Anybody else eat Coco Pops for breakfast this morning?  Please raise your hand."

Terrycloth:
"Five..that's right, five tourists came to see me, Honest.

I'd like to give a shout out to my man Curtis - Yo Curt - thanks for the vacation - sucker!"

and CC:
Thought bubble: "I KNOW I look better then her, but there's NO WAY I'm having a wardrobe malfunction...Janet eat your heart out."

Here's one to celebrate the new site ... Michael Dunkley meets his public. Lets see if UBP supporters have a sense of humour about their leader ;)

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That's right maam.  I did supply the milk and I assure you that you won't have to visit The Dr. for treatment afterwards.

Miss Communication 101:

MD: "Just call me the Milkman Ducky. Everyone else does."
Miss: "Who you calling "ducky" you ding bat!"

Glad you like white milk. Really..it comes from mostly black and brown cows.  No No, not you..the four legged ones.

   
                                 ;D

     Try my chocolate milk, my dear. It's just as good as my white milk.


                                       ;)

lady in hat through gritted teeth "who is this fool standing behind me? he keeps talking!"

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No maam, I'm not an American citizen.  You're confusing me with someone else.

Michael wonders who just pinched his ass...

"Yes maam, you too can have a set of my milk white dentures as well. Just vote for me on December 18th. Just ask the lady in front of you. She's already got hers cos she's registered to vote for me."

He was never particularly worried about his missions, for he had been on many. His handlers at Alaska Hall had trained him well. But this time it was different. Vanz worried that he would be discovered. He wondered whether he had made a bad choice when it came to the purple hat disguise.......

LOL - Cheers TC - that was a cracker! (oops, not that sort but you know what i mean).  :D :D :D

From PLP: MICHAEL DUNKLEY LOOKS DOWN ON BLACK SENIORS!
From UBP: Michael Dunkley gives a helping hand to seniors.
From Progressive Minds: More proof that Dunkley is using images of blacks against their wishes. She's my auntie and she didn't sign anything!
From BS: Doesn't Dunkley where nice shirts? Blue is such a good colour on him.
From Politics.bm: Michael Dunkley, seen here in one of his 472 public vists yesterday, continues to be unfairly labelled as white by his PLP detractors.
From VC: Str8 up Dukcey is foolin no1 wiht his smile. He wihpped that womn erlier.

 ;D

LMAO, LIF - I like the last one! Karma

BWAH HA HA HA HAAA!

Love it, LiF!

LOL - game over. I concede.

K2U for that. But you were missing one:

From RG: Dunkley's last stand. Read all about it in tomorrow's edition with our exclusive interview with Premier Brown.

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Sorry, but I can't tell you how to get the BHC to pay for your house.  You'll have to speak to someone that's already done it.

A couple more hours for this pic, I have another lined up for you. Last entries please :)

No - Im the guy that milks cows, the other guy is the one that milks you.

"You know Uncle Elvis is gonna stick you guys with his cattle prod right?"
"Yeah, but I've got a plan to avoid that. I'm going to answer his questions."

"You got the milk? Cos I've got the cookies."
"You tell him girl!"

Winner of 2 karma points has to be Lost in Flatts:

"From PLP: Milkman Ducky LOOKS DOWN ON BLACK SENIORS!
From UBP: Milkman Ducky gives a helping hand to seniors.
From Progressive Minds: More proof that Dunkley is using images of blacks against their wishes. She's my auntie and she didn't sign anything!
From BS: Doesn't Dunkley where nice shirts? Blue is such a good colour on him.
From Politics.bm: Milkman Ducky, seen here in one of his 472 public vists yesterday, continues to be unfairly labelled as white by his PLP detractors.
From VC: Str8 up Dukcey is foolin no1 wiht his smile. He wihpped that womn erlier. "

With a bonus karma to SG for his addition:
"From RG: Dunkley's last stand. Read all about it in tomorrow's edition with our exclusive interview with Premier Brown."

Runners up, Terrycloth:
Insert Quote
"He was never particularly worried about his missions, for he had been on many. His handlers at Alaska Hall had trained him well. But this time it was different. Vanz worried that he would be discovered. He wondered whether he had made a bad choice when it came to the purple hat disguise....... "

Blankman:
"Sorry, but I can't tell you how to get the BHC to pay for your house.  You'll have to speak to someone that's already done it."

and SG:
"You know Uncle Elvis is gonna stick you guys with his cattle prod right?"
"Yeah, but I've got a plan to avoid that. I'm going to answer his questions."

A new pic for the weekend, Randy, Ego-Wart & Dale launch the drug initiative plan:

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"Well it was nice knowing you Ewart. Send me a postcard from wherever you end up."

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Good thing we found these old UBP flyers in the basement.  A little green ink and people will think they're ours.

"Dale, are you sure this plan of disguising the BHC documents with the covers from the Drug Initiative handout is going to work?"

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Dale, you sure these pamphlets explain the difference between "p" and "q"?

You must be on drugs if we think we're not dropping your @ss on December 19th...

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You honestly expect me to believe you produced drug flyers explaining the advantages of Compound W (http://www.compoundw.com/) without thinking about my name????

Ewart: 'It gives me great pride to introduce the new PLP drug initiative aimed at bringing in crackhead tourists'
Randy: 'Gfghkjl um um Afghkljf um um Afghfghrt'
Dale (Whisper): 'Sorry to interrupt your excellency, but the Mid Ocean has spilt the beans on the BHC thing. They're on to you. I've taken the liberty of fueling the plane and packing your US passport.'
Ewart: 'Yes, I guess I'll be needing that...mmm how does it go again? I Pledge allegiance to the flag....'

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Wait, I already took that oath!

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Hey Doc, they'll never know that the "Needle Exchange"  programe will make you a bundle. Unless of course theres a 'prick' amongst us.........

"Dr. Brown I'm pleased to say you past the drug test with flying colours. You knew every single drug we gave you."

"Ewart just remember when you make your speech don't actually open any of them. They're blanks. This is just for the publicity stunt. The real one's won't be ready for another two years, if that."

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Putting those glossy covers on comic books was a brilliant idea.  That way whenever anyone complains about the poor results of the public education system all we have to do is show them how many students are reading.

OK now someone help me here please. When you guys post you captions with the pics itself it's way more expressive. How do you get the pic to post?

And also whilst I'm at it - how come we haven't been seeing any soldiers falling out of the sky lately? What - did they all die?

I see Reality is horn de line so she will tell you. It's easy...even an ole fart like me can do it. Just leave he last "quote" and back space until you get too the little numbers thing. Then rite yah crap. If that dunt make sense, Reality will send you a pm and five dullars to try again.

Gotta run Thaaothong horn dee line........................No...comment. ;D

                               ;)

Doc:- what if one of my constituents asks me if I've been drug tested?

DB:-  Just tell them you have. After all, everybody knows you don't lie, deceive and mislead!

                                           ;D

Horton......."aye look buh! you go farst, I dont vaunt dems to know un caunt vead wary vall"

EB..."no no, dats okay, shake my hand brother, you do it, it's all good, trust me"

Other Guy... "but Ewie, you said I didn't have to, what if I go umum or stutter, what if it's got any big verds in it?"

EB...."dont worry brother un got your back, I'll just tell them the UBP tricked us and it's their McNasty campaign"

You can right click on the picture and select properties. Then triple click (highlight) the address (URL) of the photo and copy it - make sure you highlight the whole thing. In your post, click on the image button (that's the one with a picture, immediately to the left of the 'insert hyperlink' button, line above the smileys - pause your mouse over it and it'll say 'Insert Image'). You will get the cursor between two pieces of bracketed text  like this: [IMG] - don't move the cursor, paste the address of the picture between the bracketed bits. If you get stuck, just let me know :)

Thanks Reality - I'll try it out.
Cheers

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It's agreed then.  All our candidates have been drug tested.  We just don't tell anyone the results.

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"Speaking of new drug scheme's, how's our latest YouTube project going?"

Thanks for the explanation. I had no IDEA that the triangle scam was so simple.  It's good to be at the top boyz!

Just remember if anyone catches on we just have to say that "we had to decieve you", it works everytime.

Ewart: 'You idiots!! I told you that cardboard was supposed to be used for the Larry Smith show!!'

damn...it's called a pyramid scheme...i knew i didn't have it right...stupid lack of sleep.  Now it's not funny for the joke, it's funny cuz i'm an idiot.  ;)

CC

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You idiot!  When I told you to publish some information about Faith Based Tourism I didn't mean to include any actual visitor numbers!

Good one Blanky........ ;D

Ewart froze as he realized that printer had confused the new DOT faith-based tourism brochures with the 'Rosie' flyers...
DB: Don't worry Doc, there are plenty of rainbows in the bible!!

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You're kidding!  You can really fit the instructions on how to hack a newspaper's web-site into something that small??

OK, I'll give this until tomorrow... :)

Doc: "So how much is this going to cost? Not that it really matters. I just don't want it cutting in on my travel budget."

"Dale, you sure we can't do a little something about Dunkley in these? How about we stick his face on the cover with the headline "Got Drugs?"

Glad to see you had some fun with this one.

Winner of 2 karma points is

Smoking Gun:
"Dr. Brown I'm pleased to say you past the drug test with flying colours. You knew every single drug we gave you."

and "Dale, you sure we can't do a little something about Dunkley in these? How about we stick his face on the cover with the headline "Got Drugs?"

Runners up and a point each, Rummy:
"Hey Doc, they'll never know that the "Needle Exchange"  programe will make you a bundle. Unless of course theres a 'prick' amongst us........."

Adjustah:
"Speaking of new drug scheme's, how's our latest YouTube project going?"

and CO:
"Ego-Wart froze as he realized that printer had confused the new DOT faith-based tourism brochures with the 'Rosie' flyers...
DB: Don't worry Doc, there are plenty of rainbows in the bible!!"

Here's a new one for you to get to grips with:

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"Party leaders decide to do away with the old system and wrestle for leadership of the country."

"Hello, I'm a Mac'..."
"...And I'm a PC..."

"We had to deceive you!"

"Is that a Cedar Beam in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Is that a Bong in your pocket or did you just come from milking the cows?"

                                     ;D

Gosh Michael!...when I asked you to dance I didn't know you had so much rhythm!!! 

                                        :o

               

The first pair of swing voters arrive at the polling station.

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Dr. Brown and Mr. Dunkley find out that they've been assigned as each other's bodyguard after the bullet in the mail incident.

Trying to prove a point Thaao Dill complained to the commission showing a picture taken by a Royal Gazette reporter who used the term "Say Cheese" claiming it was an obvious bias remark showing party loyalty to the UBP's Michael Dunkley.

With ballots counted, the new Premier Mr. Dunkley announcess the appointment of Dr. Brown as the new Director of Tourism in the new Bejing office in China. This is a fulltime job and requires 20 year residentcy. Annual salary of $200,000 included. Hugs were exchanged but only after the RG photographer left.

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I guess if I can't get my picture taken with Tiger Woods, this will have to do.

 ;D I'll give this another day or so  ;D

Winner of 2 karma points, Uncle Elvis:
"Dr. Brown and Mr. Dunkley find out that they've been assigned as each other's bodyguard after the bullet in the mail incident."

Runners up and a point each, Smoking Gun:
"The first pair of swing voters arrive at the polling station."

Adjustah:
"Hello, I'm a Mac'..."
"...And I'm a PC..."

and Twiggie:
"Gosh Michael!...when I asked you to dance I didn't know you had so much rhythm!!! "


A new one for you all... Derek Burgess gets impassioned at the lectern...

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"His brain is just this big."

Just so you know, THIS is how much we care about the people of Bermuda!

(Do you think wearing my hat like this will appeal to the youth vote? I hear the teenagers are wearing them like this.)

"Hey Dunkley, I'm crushing your head, mwahahah"

(If anyone has seen 'The Kids in the Hall', they'll get it)

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I am not the Green Fairy!  The Green Fairy is what you see if you drink this much Absynthe.  And if you don't believe me it's the birch for you.

The PLP today unveiled the new party mascot, Lucky the Leprechaun...

Brother Burgess begins to regret his choice of venue for his coming out speech.

 ;D

Another day for this one...bring 'em on ..

And thats all you get my green brothers and sisters, were kinda 'short' right now. Let the year of the Lepracon..begin...suckers........................

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Derek Burgess just realized he was in danger of becoming the punchline of a very old, very tired joke.

"You think Randy was being honest? Screw that - this is honesty for you. How much work do I do for you? This much. What do I care about you? This much. What do I care about what you care about me? This much. Now how's that for honesty?"

Winner of 2 karma points, Mambochazbaps:
"Brother Burgess begins to regret his choice of venue for his coming out speech."

Runners up & a karma point each, Blankman:
"I am not the Green Fairy!  The Green Fairy is what you see if you drink this much Absynthe.  And if you don't believe me it's the birch for you."

Casual Obsever:
"The PLP today unveiled the new party mascot, Lucky the Leprechaun..."

and Uncle Elvis:
"Just so you know, THIS is how much we care about the people of Bermuda!

(Do you think wearing my hat like this will appeal to the youth vote? I hear the teenagers are wearing them like this.)"

A new one for the Christmas season:

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Yet another white businessman who doesn't need EB's 'reassurance' says, "Farewell and sod off!" to Bermuda.

As head of the North Pole Corporation the newly elected Santa found a new way to Fly

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus (seen in above photo) has been police escorted off the island.  Reports have indicated that he had sent lumps of coal to senior members of the PLP.  The PLP have now requested for increased security in light of what Col. David Burch regards as "vicious racists attacks".

CC

         


                                :'(

Well, International Business is leaving, so there won't be any more need for me here!...I will miss you Bermuda....


                                  :'(

  After carefull consideration, Larry Dennis disguised as Santa General Arrives in Sao Paulo With the rewards of the monies owed to Government via Contractors and Consonlidated Funds. After being wisked away, the snow disappears..........Al Roker from NBC says it's just another dusting of Brown Snow.

 ;D keep 'em coming... winners announced after boxing day  ;D

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In response to Doc's request for corporate jet usage, IB issued the above picture with the caption "When Bermuda freezes over"

After a short vacation, Dunkley returns with a large shipment of "White Powder". RG reporter Sven Strangelove asks..what's the white stuff on the tarmac?  "It's spilled milk, I don't cry over it anymore. Dr. Brown is in charge of milking now".

The new Chinese Ambassador arrive home in Bejing..................."Another Red Star was given birth and it IS in the East. (notice 'uzzi' in left hand).

Santa waves good-bye one last time to the Polar Ice Cap just before it melts. :'( :'( :'(

Merry Christmas Everyone!

                                         :-*

     Dr. Grinch Brown stole Christmas from you-all this year. Let's hope it will be better next year....... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY......


                                           :-*

It's too large to fit in here, so click the thumbnail for the full Monty....


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Yeah I know, I reworked the original...

So I'll automatically disqualify myself from the competition before tigga someone sulks.

Bah!!... could have done with a few more Karma points as well!  :'(

Merry Chrimble everybode!



SevenT

Photoshopping te picture is fine if that satisfies the creative urge.

End of the day for this one...

As an aside '7-T', you left out the part of the person standing behind you know who.......was it Paula Cox? I saw a hand behind the good Doctors back.........

Gotta run......................Fill up the ice chest...freezing rane ya no..... ;D

Time to say goodbye to Santa for another year...

Winner of 2 karma points, Bermuda Rasta:
"In response to Doc's request for corporate jet usage, IB issued the above picture with the caption "When Bermuda freezes over""

Runners up and a karma point each, Captain C:

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus (seen in above photo) has been police escorted off the island.  Reports have indicated that he had sent lumps of coal to senior members of the PLP.  The PLP have now requested for increased security in light of what Col. David Burch regards as "vicious racists attacks".


A simple one from Wassup:
"Merry Christmas Everyone!"

and Wyrdsister:
"Santa waves good-bye one last time to the Polar Ice Cap just before it melts."

Here's a new one for you:


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"Well what can I say. It's not every day I get a $25,000 check in the mail and a free round trip ticket to Bermuda just to stand in front of a building getting knocked down and have my picture taken. By the way, what's your name and what do you do?"

Thanks. Now maybe people will think the government is really doing something.

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[/quote] Thanks Dr. Brown..not a problem. Government House now, you just want renovations right?

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Are you sure this is where the cedar beams are hidden?

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                  Thank goodness that's got rid of those damn squatters.

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I agree.  Now that the election's over we don't need to register any more squatters registered to vote here.

Cum horn yoo lutt.....Verz dee dizshiion as to hoo vun dee damn Kapshoen ....test...... Damn...it's '2008'...dunt be layte.

Gotta run................Jingus................... ;D

OK, we'll give it to the end of the day, I have another pic lined up for you...

Nah!!!! Look hair chiel...yoo no I was only kidding. Hell why should I change just because it's "2008"?

One thing I did learn though through the tribulations of 2007, um nut massin wiff det dog wiff dee funny glasses. Det dood is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

Gotta run...............Checking my new Calendar..............this is the year of the "RUMMY"............................damn Chinese......dey curry arryting.......... ;D ;)

Ole Rums................................. ;)

Winner of 2 karma points, SevenT:

"So that's the Royal Gazette sorted... Now
where did you say the Sun's offices were?"

A karma point each to Smoking Gun:

"Well what can I say. It's not every day I get a $25,000 check in the mail and a free round trip ticket to Bermuda just to stand in front of a building getting knocked down and have my picture taken. By the way, what's your name and what do you do?"

Blankman:

"Are you sure this is where the cedar beams are hidden?"

and Twiggie:

"Thank goodness that's got rid of those damn squatters."

A new one for the week... Collie makes his customary preparations involving black & coke (photo thanks to Bermuda Sun):

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This Buddz for you...

"A new one for the week... "  I don't think so....

After dinner at Gombey House, Collie retires to his new studio downstairs. At least we know where the Cedar beams went.

"Well this drink I call the Julian's Hallway. Smooth Bermuda black poured on strong and over the top with a dash of coke as a chaser. Garnished with a rolled $100 straw."

"Well I drink to help me forget that I'm a white guy singing a black man's songs and that I'm apparently the only credible thing Bermuda's got going for it right now...."

"Well this drink I call the Senator. Short black on the rocks with a load of fizzy mixer. Garnished with a pickle. Sort of hard to drink it with a straight face and kinda gives me gas. But the girls love it."

Can't wait for your ingrediants for the 'Missing Darky'........................... :o ;D

Or maybe I should stick with my latest concocksheon-up....'The head Brownie', shaken not stirred...."off the rocks."....................................

BAWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"This drink I call the Dunkley Done-Right. Black Rum and Egg-Nog. It goes down well at Christmas."

"This drink is my version of the Cement Mixer. Lots of black over crushed ice, shaken, stirred and switched from one cup to another. Take out the ice and replace it with more black then garnish it with a splash of something green. This is a special drink only shared with friends."

I like to win sometimes...................but thats afreekin CLASSIC.......even without the "nutmeg".....

Gotta run............ ;)

"Well this drink I call Rolfe's Revenge. It's straight up black with absolutely nothing else. Followed by a couple of black shooters. This drink I can only take in small doses or it'll make me rolf. Hence the revenge. For some reason some people like to give it a fancy name and call it the "Big Conversation" but I think that's just the black talking."

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Do you really mean that when that wierd Employment Act says "black Bermudian" it doesn't mean rum??

How do I qualify as 70% black??

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Why's everyone complaining about the BCC?  Black and Coca-Cola still taste the same.

I'll close this one off later...

Winner of 2 karma points, Smoking Gun:

"This drink I call the Dunkley Done-Right. Black Rum and Egg-Nog. It goes down well at Christmas."

I'm awarding Blankman a point each for these efforts too:

"Why's everyone complaining about the BCC?  Black and Coca-Cola still taste the same."

And "Do you really mean that when that wierd Employment Act says "black Bermudian" it doesn't mean rum??

How do I qualify as 70% black??"


Next photo (thanks to the Bermuda Sun): a safety conscious moped rider texts as he rides...

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Yeah mate, you won't believe it but some idiot in front of me is talking on their cell phone while they're driving.  How stupid can you get?

The last message Johhny sent was: "Oh shit"

                                            8)

  I'll be right there - just give me a sec  to get on the middle lane and overtake all these damn cars and trucks.

                                               8)

 

Dave was thrilled to find out that the new universal remote he got for Christmas also worked with his scooter.
Unfortunately it was just as the lights turned red that he realized he'd forgotten to program the brake function.

New annual competition to be added to the youth targeted initiatives announced by the Government today.  To go along with the "figure-scooting" competition, to be held, well, pretty much everyday, a "turbo-texting" component has been found to be just as popular with today's teens.  A champion will be crowned in each category at the end of the year from all those that survive the 12 month period.  Go Get'em Kids!!!!

CC

Sony and Yamaha's product engineering collaboration was short lived.

Wookie strikes again!

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Ever since I got this new GPS unit I can find my way home full hot!

Wish diss football would gatt dee hal out of dee way............Frog Lane...such a pain.......

Yah Yah..um dee vun wiff dee raid Nickies....detz rite..... ;D

Tigga is confused using his hand held GPS whilst trying to locate the "Workers Voice"....wank....................

Teh man is out on E8t Brodway, go Sth Shor.

I'll close this one off later today, last entries... :)

 ;D   ;D  ;D

Winner of 2 karma points, Blankman:
"Ever since I got this new GPS unit I can find my way home full hot!"

A karma point each, Smoking Gun:
"Wookie strikes again!"

CC:
"New annual competition to be added to the youth targeted initiatives announced by the Government today.  To go along with the "figure-scooting" competition, to be held, well, pretty much everyday, a "turbo-texting" component has been found to be just as popular with today's teens.  A champion will be crowned in each category at the end of the year from all those that survive the 12 month period.  Go Get'em Kids!!!!"

And Ace:
"Teh man is out on E8t Brodway, go Sth Shor."

Another picture (courtesy of the RG) for you to tackle...

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Exactly the attitude one should have going in. A smile on your face, a laugh in your heart about this "Oh-so-serious" thing we call Regiment.

Not a funny caption, but I just love this picture. If this kid keeps this attitude, he's gonna go a long way.

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I think I just got reamed.........thanks for the turn around Lady.............

(courtesy of UE). ;D

Jerome was all smiles after being told he could keep his teddy bear.

Little did Johnny realize that his poor reading skills would be an issue until he signed up for what he thought was something called "Loot Camp".

little johnny has bought his momma's laundry cause she has spent all her money on the rent

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This is great!  I waltz in here with a garbage bag full of drugs and not only don't they stop me but they show me where to stash it.

Johnny was all smiles after getting the white glove treatment by the lady in red."

No funnies from me I'm afraid - but like SG states before, what a great picture, if I was his mommy i'd be dead proud of my boy. He deserves his five minues of fame.

How many bleddy wines yoo haid vuman???? Det vawz Uncle Elvis...unlass eye missed sumtin..............................................Jingus Valley...............

Stop running between the damn traffic and go straight home................... ;D ;)

ho hum, strictly tee total for the month of January!!  >:(  Just seeing that handsome young lad with a huge grin on his face - brilliant!

Vat you angry four woman???  Dee bleddy buy his gattin paid to play......................

"Keep on yelling lady, I'm only here till the cops stop they're little pantomime rounding up all the "bad guys". I got all sorts of overdue tickets I can't afford to pay. I figure this is the safest place to be right now. Wake me when they get too close to the real bad guys and have to shut their operation down."

Nice avatar, SevenT.

The caption pic seems to havebeen bringing out the maternal instincts in a few of our members :) Love that smile.

What a great looking kid, I hope his family get a copy of that picture.

 :D I'll close this one off later today  :D

"Look mister, I wear the pants round here. Now go put on that skirt that Colonel Burch has just started importing from Sweden."

Detz mighy Mumma..hallways tallin mee ver two pahut dee lundry..................damn...seams lyke home........

Winner of 2 karma points is Smoking Gun:

"Look mister, I wear the pants round here. Now go put on that skirt that Colonel Burch has just started importing from Sweden."

Close runners up and a point each, Blankman:
"Wonder how many loads of BHC documents I have
to carry through here before they stop me?"

Kitty:
"little johnny has bought his momma's laundry cause she has spent all her money on the rent"

and Seven T:
"Bob really wanted to join the army but his
reclusive conjoined-at-the-hip brother did
not. This seemed to be the perfect solution!"

Another pic for you to get your creative juices going: Kim Swan rides his own version of a GP vehicle (from the RG during the election campaign).
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In an attempt to reach out to the youth, the new leader of the opposition Kim Swan (seen here), is throwing his name into the "Figure-Scooting" and "Turbo-Texting" competition.

When asked why Mr. Swan responded "People scoffed at me because i'm 'too old', however, i'm gonna show them that foolishness knows no age."

CC

As the new leader of the UBP, this form of transport will take us all forward. As can be seen in the background of this photo, the PLP Crane Machine used for cherry picking is outdated and useless. Two wheels are better than no wheels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WKP8-Ni-m0

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    What!   No outriders?

                 


                                :-[   :-[   :-[


  OOOps!...I'm trying! I'm trying!!!        ::)




                                   

First sign Kim Swan might be taking his new job a little too seriously was when he ran three GP cars off the road in one day.

                         GP3.........GOLF PRO..The 3? Thats how long it's gonna take to get this island back.

Alphonso Ribiero reprises his role as Carlton Banks in the NBCs newest spin-off, The Fresh Prince of Tuckers Town.

I'll give this until the end of the day :)

Australia or Bermuda time??  ???

Australia :)

Swan ducks the crane.

This is how I turn up for a Golf Tournament on my reliable E.B. prior to a locker change.

In the House the Gallery will remain silent as I bring out my driver and hit the ball of change straight down the fairway of life.

FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  As soon as I drive up to the House, I'll score a holoe in one, keep my eye on the birdie and soar like an eagle 

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    Damn!  wouldn't you know i'd mess that up!!! you know I meant hole in one!!!

                                                  ::)

Oops, been a bit slack closing this one...

Winner of 2 karma points, Smoking Gun:

"Swan ducks the crane."

Runners up and a karma point each, Seven T:
"Disillusioned with politics Kim headed off to start
his new career, singing with the Village people!"

Uncle E:
"Alphonso Ribiero reprises his role as Carlton Banks in the NBCs newest spin-off, The Fresh Prince of Tuckers Town."

and Blankman:
"My other car is a Hummer!"

From one party leader to another, here's another pic for you (I can't help being reminded of those old Peanuts cartoons with 'The Doctor is in' signs).

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"So.... ready to feel the glove?"

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"I can hook you up with a real nice wooden leg custom made for $5,000. It's Bermuda Cedar."

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          Payback Time!
 
 

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

(Google Ronald Regan quotes)

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Sorry...couldn't resist.

Sorry kiddies, this is one doctor an apple a day just won't keep away...

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"Take two cedar beams and call me in the morning."

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"We had to deceive you. The cedar beams were not used in my closet as reported, they were used to make this desk."

With each new patient I try to make them feel at ease. You'll notice the MD on my right. Now M. Dunkley, what can I do for you? Ah! me first...notice where my finger is? I would'nt want to deceive you.....

 Don't worry Suckers...Smoking Gun wins most of the Caption Contests entries only because their all smoke and no fire.

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"Yes we're hiring. Now there's the long way or the short way. The long way is going by immigration's rules which could take months and the short way is through what I call an SDO, or Special Doctor's Order. With the SDO you simply put down $10k right here and start working Monday as a Consultant."

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"Well I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The bad news is you've got one month left to live. The good news is I've just been given a new condo in the Turks & Caicos."

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"So you've been feeling sick for just over a year? Well, get used to it, cos I'm here for another five."

Yeah the wifes fine, cars a little dented..................you have insurance?

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ROTFLMAO - The Winner!!!!!  :D

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Doc dispels the myth of the White Coat Syndrome - "See?  The fear and loathing prevails with or without my white coat!"

Smoking Gun....your attecedants preceed you......"cheque mate"........................