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86211 Posts in 5078 Topics by 1058 Members Latest Member: - bermy all day Most online today: 11 - most online ever: 66 (June 14, 2007, 11:37:46 AM)
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1  Zapnin? / Rant Room / Re: Punish the parents for the child's crime on: January 25, 2010, 06:35:27 PM
Ah that's what it is!  The AG has been into the Captain's Crazy Pills...  wacko

I suggest Capt. Cannuck put a new lock on his cabinet. Then again...he keeps sending em too Bermudan............ Slap Slap
2  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Flights to Haiti only $10,000 on: January 25, 2010, 06:32:38 PM
Leave it to Dr Brown to work out a way to skim a profit off the Haitian tragedy and turn it into a photo op.  Sickening.

You know, you seem very bitter with comments like that. Can you back them up?

I'm sure the Auditor Generals Office would like to here about it.
3  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Going postal on: January 25, 2010, 06:14:09 PM
"Mike

Bermuda".....detz becuase yoo were screwin dee post mistress............................. Slap

Nah..try this one...Mike Australia.................. Tongue
4  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 24, 2010, 06:18:50 PM
Hey Blanks...............nah I know yah an intalljant main..but stop stealling my lines dood.

Avah since you laft yah bean a torn hin my side....................Um gutt yah numbar but um nut gonna tal henyvun.........I miss yah heemailz.................yah sum chiel.....................

Nah go fornicate in .................. Lips Sealed...cant sey mutch.............. Wink
5  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones quits Bermuda on: January 24, 2010, 05:40:31 PM

She said: "They were like naked, opening the back door. So was I, just running out naked into the garden.


How can you not love her?   Smiley

Look Mike....either contribute too the thread or give up the 'dribble'............................. Slap Slap

And...if the bra fits....wear hit.............................. Grin
6  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 24, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
                                    *****BREAKIN NOOSE*****

It's a good thing I wear my new fibre clothes from Alberon. Those/these earthly 'threads' sure do get torn appart so easily.

Dr. Nioe from "Oberdear" has a go at attempting to educate the world on "Eugenics". Poor Galt who owns a 'Galt Bladder' student transfer company with his uncle Eugene are about to be taken over by the new clinic about to be opened called Eugene Browns Stem Human Mating Centre.

"RIN" can report that as off 1pm this date, our new correspondent Eugene Desilva Simmons Dill produced copies of the Registrar of Birth records that show that of all the names in Bermudan, Eugene is the most common middle name and holds second with first names (Dood taking first place)

Yes, "RIN" can confirm that 'Eugenics' is  a live and well in Bermudan.

The control of human mating is out of control and has peaked ever since Dame Brown encouraged fortification of the bushes. ( some believe that this was with regards to statements made by President George Hurbert Walker Bush about the Texas borders but other scholars think it may have to do with the age restrictions on the use of Condoments)

Gotta run.....my 'herd qualities are in a race for time. Should I let them breed'..?

By the way. Tomorrow is Eugenics birthday so everyone stop and give a big hug.....because you never know where "yoo gonna get your genes"......................................

Ps. Some come in a bottle and go up in smoke...I suggest a pull top.................................... Smiley
7  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 06:21:03 PM
Ren Man...you just don't get it do you................

Your way or the "crap" highway according to Galt.....................

MIT did nothing for you. Maybe you should have savored your course in JNC............................... dunce
8  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 05:48:07 PM
Hey Smokes.............go for a walk in the outback will yoo.................jingus.......................

Talk about writings on a wall................................. Slap
9  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 05:43:42 PM
Oh Mike...."Attention fix"....................

It's not about me at all.......................

I don't need attention. I afix that too others who need it more thsn I. Symantics are your game. Reality is mine.
10  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
J.Galt has it spot on, or their words will not be consumed.

The little red chicken et al......................

What will be left?............tink about who ate and ...........................

Kill the messenger without reading the message. An envelope never opened....................but just put aside till someone else does it for you..........................

                                             IRONY...................................
11  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 04:47:54 PM
Oh "M"...don't you get it? Gov.bm gets more hits and looks really cool....................... dunce

All about Hyhme............................

I need a rum........................
12  Zapnin? / General Discussion / Re: 42nd Street ministry on: January 23, 2010, 04:42:35 PM
"Police will be given ability to remove and take home children under the age of 17 who are found in problem areas betwen 9pm and 6am without parental control"

Have we lost our ****ing mind? 9pm-6am.............there are laws on the books re this...................

Ok Ok I get it................dummy me................

Eh! Eh!...Officer..det 6 year old is wiff me...............Um just chillin...could'nt sleep and dee wife aint home yet...so wah just sitting here smoking a joint wich  yoo missed..................oh det uddar buy? Dtaz my son too....Hey...Jermain..run home gat yah scooter ann yah licence.....det way dey wunt take you away too.............Vat? Vat?....deddy...my pants...I tink I spoiled dem......can you make barkefast? Vat?......um tired....this babysitin ann vaull sittin.......jingus...vers dee Guvment? Ver...ann my job et de korporation ann my vajable sten............dis shit for dee burds........Heh heh...run in dee houze ann gat me ah backs................ann feed det pitbull.................yah mummas cummin soon.......damn vooman.....um sitin hare...............................

And the .........played on..................................... Sad


13  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 23, 2010, 02:42:34 PM
Yah gotta love that Marxist  from "Catching A Cold Fire Oberdear".................... Yawn

In the past 12 years since working in Counter Unintelligence I have found the old adage that 'don't worry about your back, it's the ones that are not there that need your watch' I gotta admit det bye is doing a good job.

Some people have made millions and millions over the past 5 years and we all know whom they are. Taking over the "Corporations" is just another avenue for certain people to keep a monopoly on things, seen or unseen.

Voices from affar can have tremendous influence as it did in the 60-70's.

I agree with JNC. In fact today I found another family that has moved on too Australia and found out that one of my Ushers in my wedding has been there for years.....................

Anyway......Reality tells me that certain people will do and some will continue to support things that guarentee they have a place in the "Final Count Down".

Crymson, are you talking for yourself or the party. I hope Wentworth authorised it. Be carefull nah....Scutland loves to send people home you know....................and the HO has your number................................. Wink
14  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 22, 2010, 03:12:51 PM
Just could'nt let this one slip by without comment.

The irony of it all.......................................

               Limey In Bermuda ...Neville Darrells Departure 24.8.06.

"Our education system is being hurt largely by the fact that our Polititions and eductors are being expected to accomodate stupidity. Well isn't there a saying stupid is what stupid does?

My point is: Bring back simple standards and make our kids use their brains. We need a leader who understands that dumbing down our our education system is not a sustainable venture."

Oh the irony.......................

Smokes...yah sum chiel........................

Gotta run....

Ps. Mike my pms to you were about your personal life and you know it. Don't try to incorporate it the way you did.

15  For Real? / Shark Tank / Re: Oberdear on: January 18, 2010, 04:29:08 PM
Oh well...I guess I'm history again.

Mike told me to put up or shut. Can only post on Brendalannas or whatever. Only post on topics that he puts up.

Oberdear is boring..............................

Catch you lott lateer........................

Imagine....first shark tank thinghy in so long and all I said was ..an opinion.........................

If you want to find Rummy, you can find my comments in the RG or on CAF.............................

A great day too all
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