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« Reply #1410 on: July 29, 2008, 04:43:40 PM »

I know I looked depressed. Here I figured I could retire when I got out of Westgate.
But then I had to go and invest all my savings in XL stock. Cry


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« Reply #1411 on: July 29, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »

Quote from: Blankman on July 29, 2008, 04:43:40 PM

HSBC is the way to go. Help save the black com.......


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« Reply #1412 on: July 30, 2008, 02:51:42 PM »

My audit report makes it absolutely clear.
All government ministers Suck and should be sent to the Tank.
Permanently.


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« Reply #1413 on: July 30, 2008, 03:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Blankman on July 30, 2008, 02:51:42 PM

My audit report makes it absolutely clear.
All government ministers Suck and should be sent to the Tank.
Permanently.

You'll have to excuse Blankman and Larry. They are both Roman Candles which is a sect of the Holy See. Only some Ministers 'suck'.....................

Cardinal.............................................


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« Reply #1414 on: July 31, 2008, 08:50:02 AM »

Quote from: Jimmy_Jones on July 19, 2008, 08:03:24 AM

Cup Match? Yoo lutt out der spandin hall det muney ann um laft her trying tooo fynd it? Gunna geeve mighysalf ah raze......... Wink


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« Reply #1415 on: August 09, 2008, 10:02:02 AM »

You tell me. All I know was I got told to get on a plane and go audit some charity in Los Angeles.
No idea what it has to do with the use of public funds.


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« Reply #1416 on: August 11, 2008, 10:43:30 AM »

OMG! I wonder if that's a spy cam in the smoke detector!!! I'm busted if it is!! Shocked


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« Reply #1417 on: August 11, 2008, 11:04:52 AM »

Quote from: Blankman on July 29, 2008, 04:43:40 PM

OMG!! Is that a spy cam in the smoke detector? I'm busted....if it is!!! Shocked


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« Reply #1418 on: August 11, 2008, 12:19:58 PM »

This is me before the BHC audit. This is me after.


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« Reply #1419 on: August 13, 2008, 02:35:06 PM »

Is that a police dossier in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


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« Reply #1420 on: August 16, 2008, 04:39:46 PM »

"If hide and seek were an Olympic sport I'd predict Ewart Brown to take the gold medal. Now how he takes it I have no idea."


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« Reply #1421 on: August 17, 2008, 09:41:43 AM »

Winner! (Sorry it took so long...) 2 points go to Blankman for his combined efforts:

Blankman:
"I just got a letter from the Premier telling me he's shutting down
Auditor General's Department. Apparently we're untrainable and won't
come up with the answers he wants."

"My audit report makes it absolutely clear.
All government ministers Suck and should be sent to the Tank.
Permanently."

Highly commended runners up, a point apiece to Martin:
"AG to Photographer: "Yep - a picture would be nice. It will help me remember what the place looked like after the next move"."

Smoking Gun:

"Actually according to the principles of Tigganomics buying a second house right now is a wise investment. In fact I just happen to be selling one if your interested."

The D:
"Is that a police dossier in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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