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« Reply #1470 on: September 03, 2008, 09:52:52 AM »

Quote from: Grats on September 03, 2008, 09:45:49 AM

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« Reply #1471 on: September 03, 2008, 11:39:49 AM »

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[/quote] Tings har tite in Hauztralia as can be seen on a recent visit by Bermuda's new Teen Age Miss Teen Age.....Mike presents her with his days catch having to work too jobs now. (byes lookin lyke mee.. Slap

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« Reply #1472 on: September 03, 2008, 02:10:16 PM »

I'm proud to say that thanks to the sound fiscal management of our current government
IB now stands for "I've got Bonito"


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« Reply #1473 on: September 07, 2008, 05:46:57 PM »

Nah!!!!! um gattin vaxed.........Reality....gatt yah salf hup hair.....ann maik ah desission......We no yah busy "Putin" up wiff det looahtick.....ann takingcare of that daughter......but dunt leave us howt hair hin dee cole......Ok....I won...annn Smokes gets a free pass to the RG..........
Yah gutt hit too goud der hin Haustralia........yah fagutt habowt huss.................

Nah....ah deesheesion hore way gunna ban yoo.................... Grin

detz rite......ann um gutt ah goud lyer............Mike..Mike and Mike..... cut dee cord to det Mike.................. Slap

Gota run....................


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« Reply #1474 on: September 09, 2008, 05:10:54 PM »

If yah impressed wid dis ..yah wanna see dee size of da eel in mah pocket


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« Reply #1475 on: September 09, 2008, 05:15:58 PM »

I hope your not playing with my RINGO................ Slap

Welcome too you too. Um nut worried about whats in your pocket.......it's whats in yah VAHLATT......


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« Reply #1476 on: September 15, 2008, 11:45:20 AM »

No really. The Sarah-cuda did start out this way.


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« Reply #1477 on: January 16, 2009, 06:52:54 PM »

Ace, Blanks....someone put up something. We need an uplift and a spike in humour.........


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« Reply #1478 on: January 16, 2009, 06:54:00 PM »

That's up to Reality.


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« Reply #1479 on: January 16, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »

Quote from: Blankman on January 16, 2009, 06:54:00 PM

That's up to Reality.

Like hell it is.......Reality is what I just posted................................ dunce


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« Reply #1480 on: January 22, 2009, 05:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Adjustah on June 10, 2008, 07:05:30 PM

Secret Service slammed my hand in the door of the car....thats how close I got..........and that was at the Airport..... Shocked


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« Reply #1481 on: January 25, 2009, 06:21:23 PM »

Quote from: Blankman on January 16, 2009, 06:54:00 PM

That's up to Reality.

Well at least I tried to get some humour back in here but of of course Captain Blanks comes along and says things like in the quote. Still trying to figure out why they would say that.....mabe they are the nanny or something.........

Tings har tuff hallround....everyone has the weight of the world on their shoulders so lets try and have a laugh. It will bring out the inner feelings of humour/humor and labelling will be nothing more than the tag in the shirt/blouse collar ( mentioned before).

Lets put it this way. If nothing happens, I will run away again ( loud roars of non posters and frequent) and join with Phil over at LIB. The site is great and so informative. Send me a cheque/check and I will get you in.

Come on...verz dee Kepsheons.........? Everyone knows everthing about everything but nothing abaout a laugh with a fellow man/woman/drag queen/rummy?

Gotta run............Snowing ann eye laft dee greel hopen wiff dee reebs......typical eh?


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« Reply #1482 on: January 25, 2009, 07:00:52 PM »

Don't pay attention to the malicious rumours circulated by the trolls, Reality has retired from forum life to concentrate on real life. Please join me in support of her decision to put her peace of mind and the care of our beloved daughter as her first priority.

I'll award the winner of the last entry to Blankman for the apt, "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish". 42 all the way, mate.

The Caption Competition takes a lot of talent and time, and I'm afraid I have neither. The Captions are officially closed.


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« Reply #1483 on: March 14, 2009, 06:11:19 PM »

YAH? Next week, I will be opening a new verzion......and yah mahore den valcum 2 partteezhipate.......

Just gotta get tings right......if not.....do it yah bloody salves................. Slap