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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2007, 02:10:23 PM »

After the "media coup" of their nail-biting, national ping-pong challenge, Ewart and Wayne decided to up the ante with a knife throwing act.


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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2007, 02:12:58 PM »

Meanwhile, at the House elected officials prepare quietly for another round of pre-election back-stabbing.


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« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2007, 11:36:36 AM »

These things multiply faster than rabbits on this rock!


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« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2007, 12:05:49 PM »

From Glenn Jones Blackberry: "To all PLP officials please bring in your largest kitchen knives to the Cabinet Office tomorrow as we will be doing a photo-shoot to help prove we are doing something about crime. I will make sure you get your knives back later in the day. Thanks. Glenn."


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« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2007, 12:30:10 PM »

Quote from: SmokingGun on September 01, 2007, 12:05:49 PM

SmokingGun is not authorized to make these statements. They cut too close. EB./cc.


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« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2007, 06:22:20 PM »

@ all the above: Grin

Keep 'em coming ...


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« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2007, 04:50:52 PM »

Housewives and registered knife owners were again asked to turn in their knives as Police run forensic tests trying to match blades to wounds received in recents knife attacks.


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« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2007, 05:01:20 PM »

The public, misunderstanding Handbag Burch's message about cutting crimes...

turned in all their knives!!!


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« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2007, 11:01:33 AM »

Bermuda police get an early start in preparing Halloween goodie bags


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« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2007, 11:12:21 AM »

Welcome to Bermuda: "Knife to Meet You".


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« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2007, 07:30:43 PM »

I'll close this off at the end of day Bermuda time (or as soon as I get around to it after that). It is going to be a tough one to judge...


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« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2007, 08:17:31 AM »

Grim resignation slowly set in as he realised that he was never going to get all of this back into his utility belt.


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« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2007, 07:58:10 PM »

My apologies for being slow on this, got too caught up on UK trains yesterday Wink

The winners for the captions (drumroll):

1st & 2 karma points, Adjustah, who was on fine form this week:
"After the "media coup" of their nail-biting, national ping-pong challenge, E-Wart and Wayne decided to up the ante with a knife throwing act."

Runners up & a karma pont each, Smoking Gun:
"From Glenn Jones Blackberry: "To all PLP officials please bring in your largest kitchen knives to the Cabinet Office tomorrow as we will be doing a photo-shoot to help prove we are doing something about crime. I will make sure you get your knives back later in the day. Thanks. Glenn.""

And Lewis:
"The public, misunderstanding Handbag Burch's message about cutting crimes...

turned in all their knives!!!"

Congrats, a new pic later today I hope