2 karma points and kudos go to first-time entrant Twiggie:

"A remake of Deep Throat?"

Runners up and a karma point each, Uncle Elvis:
"O-oh, say can youuuu seeeee...

(What? That's not the National Anthem here? But I thought Dr. Brown was... OH! Sorry...)"

Blankman:
"and this is how Monica did it.   Of course Ego-Wart expects better."

and Smoking Gun:
"Buuuurp.... hmmm... what did you say was in that Brown's Home Cooked pie?"

Here's one to see you through the next few days...

That's right.  Thanks to Stemedica, when you grow up you can look just like Michael Jackson.

"Look dude, I don't give a poop who you are. Stop screwing with my future!"

Don't worry Son, Wanda will never know..............................

"Look dude, I only have one question. What are you going to leave for me?"

"Well Doctor Brown it really wasn't Harold's fault. He'd been cleaning out some old files on the computer and Junior here crawled out of his lap and pressed the send button by accident. So when Harold realized what happened he figured the best thing was to just try to pretend it was a joke - you know Son of the Soil - that's Harold's nickname you know. I hope it didn't cause a problem."

"Got Milk?"

"Hmmmm... smells like someone needs changing."