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« Reply #1440 on: August 21, 2008, 07:37:58 PM »


When Ewart said he was looking at "creative" ways to stop drugs I had no idea
he was going to saw my paddle in two.
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« Reply #1441 on: August 23, 2008, 05:50:04 AM »


Think Bermuda will hire me for their new SWAT Team?
After all, I've already got two 'swatters'!
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« Reply #1442 on: August 25, 2008, 08:19:12 AM »
Winner! 2 karma points go to Darkside:
"So do I qualify as a non-mariner now?"

Worthy runners up with a point apiece,

Blankman:
"Cabinet unveils a new ferry service dedicated to expats."

Smoking Gun:
""Hey Pamplin, how am I supposed to row this thing to Bermuda now?""

and Rummy:
"Wait until they find the 'flippers' um wearing........................ Slap "


A new image for you to have a go at: Miss Teen Bermuda celebrates her win with, er, a big fish.... (pic courtesy of the RG)
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« Reply #1443 on: August 25, 2008, 09:59:42 AM »


Only in Bermuda
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« Reply #1444 on: August 25, 2008, 10:01:18 AM »


Thank goodness they didn't go for the "Scratch and Sniff" photo.
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« Reply #1445 on: August 25, 2008, 10:03:02 AM »



When they said that first prize was 10 "big ones" I had no idea they meant this.
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« Reply #1446 on: August 25, 2008, 10:04:55 AM »



I should have read things more carefully.
The entry form said a scholarship to the "school of my choice".
It said nothing about what species of fish.
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« Reply #1447 on: August 25, 2008, 10:05:24 AM »


If it smells like a fish eat all you wish ... if it smells like cologne leave it alone ... man I'm glad we cleared that one up.
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« Reply #1448 on: August 25, 2008, 10:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Darkside on August 25, 2008, 09:59:42 AM


The new Bermudian national pastime - Kill, eat, F**k.
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« Reply #1449 on: August 25, 2008, 10:17:42 AM »
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Don't mess this one up like the 'bullet'. Just wrap it in the Workers Voice and leave it outside his office...............
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« Reply #1450 on: August 25, 2008, 01:57:43 PM »
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Bless this fin, may it rise again.........
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« Reply #1451 on: August 25, 2008, 05:41:47 PM »


Fisherman: "And I've got a Slippery Dick if you want to see that as well!"
Miss Teen Bermuda: "Um Um... that's OK. But thanks for the offer..... Don't I have to be somewhere else right about now?"


With sincere apologies to Miss Teen Bermuda. Embarrassed
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« Reply #1452 on: August 25, 2008, 06:08:32 PM »


Pick up lines for the future: "Whaddya say we take this fish down to the Stem-Cell Clinic and see if we can make a mermaid out of you?"
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« Reply #1453 on: August 25, 2008, 07:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Darkside on August 25, 2008, 10:05:24 AM
If it smells like a fish eat all you wish ... if it smells like cologne leave it alone ... man I'm glad we cleared that one up.

And here I thought this was supposed to be a family oriented website. Embarrassed Lips Sealed Embarrassed
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« Reply #1454 on: August 25, 2008, 07:58:49 PM »


I know I'm a representative of the island.
And I know the Premier said he wanted to establish a SWAT team.
But he didn't mean Snapper, Wahoo, Albacore, and Tuna.
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