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« Reply #1455 on: August 26, 2008, 05:43:07 PM »


So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

with very sincere apologies to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

(oh dear)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
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« Reply #1456 on: August 26, 2008, 05:47:55 PM »


"Look, if Ewart gets fresh, SWAT him upside the head with this fish called Wanda."
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« Reply #1457 on: August 26, 2008, 05:48:17 PM »
I hope you passed that one by Danny Fairies............yah mean Blanks......meeeen Angry
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« Reply #1458 on: August 26, 2008, 07:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Rummy on August 25, 2008, 10:17:42 AM
Don't mess this one up like the 'bullet'. Just wrap it in the Workers Voice and leave it outside his office...............

Or use a self-addressed envelope like the last time.
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« Reply #1459 on: August 28, 2008, 02:19:16 PM »
Quote from: SmokingGun on August 26, 2008, 05:47:55 PM


                      Juss do as yah told.Dis is a Raid Herring, juss shrow hit hin his pool. He'll know what it is..........

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« Reply #1460 on: August 29, 2008, 07:18:49 AM »


"Naw, it's not a fermented Baltic herring, or surströmming as it is called in Swedish..."
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« Reply #1461 on: August 29, 2008, 10:50:25 AM »


"So have you ever heard the phrase, "Sleeping with the fishes"?"
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« Reply #1462 on: August 29, 2008, 10:52:57 AM »


"No that's just a pickled herring."
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« Reply #1463 on: August 29, 2008, 11:52:24 AM »
Quote from: SmokingGun on August 29, 2008, 10:52:57 AM



    The pageant Queen introduces the lasted miniture fish pot..(affixed on her head)....and there were fouteen caught in the same one that she appears wearing in this photo. It's called the "Suck in blow up". Lobster pot owners are pissed.........
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« Reply #1464 on: August 29, 2008, 03:13:04 PM »


That's right.  We're filming a new movie.  It's called
The World According to Carp
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« Reply #1465 on: September 01, 2008, 11:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Blankman on August 29, 2008, 03:13:04 PM
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      Thanks for the handout sweetie.....tymes har tuff hair nah.......
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« Reply #1466 on: September 01, 2008, 11:55:24 AM »
Well that did'nt vurk deid hit?.....Typical... Grin Grin Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap
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« Reply #1467 on: September 01, 2008, 04:39:58 PM »


I know I said I'd sell you my Beyonce tickets for a fin
but this wasn't what I had in mind.
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« Reply #1468 on: September 02, 2008, 07:43:47 AM »
"There now - I told you it wouldn't be as wet and slippery as you thought".
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« Reply #1469 on: September 03, 2008, 08:45:49 AM »


The Bermuda Fairy tale in reverse...

Bermuda beauty queen kisses hansome prince Glenn Jones and *POOF*, he turns to a hairy fairy and passes her a slippery tall tail. 
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