I'll see if I can find one... 

LP 

Yes, I do and I've given up trying to disguise it,it just doesn't work.I also have an uncommon surname for these parts.

Hi Folks,

Just got back from a 3 week holiday in UK.Had a great time reconnecting with old mates and disconnecting from here.
Well pleased with Zoom.
 Did alot of driving 'round Wales and my old stomping ground,the West Country.First time I've done any Motorway driving in 6 years and I find that I cannot read a motorway sign at anywhere near the distance that I used to! Had to have my wife read road signs for me,quite a task as english is her second language(Welsh road signs,especially are a real bugger)

 My first day back at work(Saturday) was a real 'welcome back to reality' when a drunken patron/guest threatened to 'kick my f***in head in AND take my work permit!'.  'Tis the season to be Jolly..................'

Sigh. If they weren't drunk and obstreperous, you could ask them "I'm from Spanish Point (or whichever neighbourhood it is), which country in Africa are you from?" Although I guess in the circumstances you could have replied "What work permit?"

Noel

You hit it right on the head mate,absolutley! I'm still on a 'buzz' and that,I'm sure, allowed me to walk away from this muppet without comment(I think I was actually laughing to myself!).A few weeks ago I would have probably filled him in.


[editor's note: I fixed the quote box again... @Retrobob - put your new text in after the quote, mate.]