Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
That was me... and six other guys.

Uh, and then, uh, the music business, briefly. Yeah. Roadie for Metallica.
Speed of Sound Tour.

What I do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.